the squirts

A slang term for diarrhea ~ runny poop that comes shooting out of your asshole often accompanied by a fart and sometimes unexpected.

I have a tummy upset, I'm suffering with the squirts real bad.

by d_girl August 10, 2006

the squirts

Nasty, Fiery, Flamming, Flowing yud that comes out of your asscrack. Causing major, deadly smells, and the feel that your ass is on fire! May come in variety of colors. Also known as hershey squirts. Mmmm Mmmm goooood!

"Awh, Shit! Plug your nose, I got the squirts"

by afterx3glow March 5, 2009

squirt

when a female ejaculates a clear, odorless, liquid from her urethra due to stimulation of the "g-spot" to orgasm.

If you are a squirter you should have plenty of towels handy.

by cj313403 May 23, 2005

Squirt

The female act of gushing a clear, odorless liquid out of their pussy's when reaching orgasm. Often accomplished by some serious clit stimulation, or G-Spot stimulation.

*Girls who can do this are god.

"I was eating her pussy and sucking on her clit she squited all over my face"

"Dude, last night I bent Jill over the kitchen table, and she squirted all over my cock"

by Chelby June 22, 2007

squirt

If she squirts, you gave her a awesome orgasm... Its white vagina fluid that shoots out at her climax.

1. ooo you just squirted. your pussy likes my cock.

by hateporn September 12, 2013

squirt

A tasty lemon-lime flavored soda beverage

Yo pass the Squirt

by Squrta-tit-is July 24, 2013

Squirt

A small/short person. Also a name or insult to non-adolescent children.

Bobby: *walking around a Mid Western Town unsupervised* Lalalalalalalala!
Jake The Kid: Hey, Squirt, you ain't allowed in these parts. Someone oughta teach you some manners.
Bobby: AW, RATS!

by AnimeLover2002 April 20, 2015