Squirmish

(1) Sarah Palin trying to say skirmish (2) Two worms fighting each other

Sarah Palin, "Did you see that squirmish?"

Jon Stewart, "Two worms are fighting?"

by 13thirtyseven April 25, 2011

Squirmish

The word Sarah Palin confused with the word skirmish.

Sarah Palin was confused as to whether the action taken in Libya is an attack or a squirmish.

by S Boss April 16, 2011

Squirmish

A verbal stoush between two or more parties that is so petty, pointless, misinformed or ill-conceived that it makes witnesses wince with embarrassment, or so uncomfortable that they don't know where to look.

Did you hear those two going off at each other across the table? I just don't want to get involved in these squirmishes.

by KeithMyArthe September 26, 2009

Squirmish

The art of calling a No Fly Zone over a region, primarily in the middle east, and bombing it.

"I, too, am not knowing, do we use the term intervention, do we use war, do we use squirmish? What is it?" -Palin

by zomeity April 16, 2011

Squirmish

The fight between yoda and the old senetor/emperor guy from star wars episode 3.

at target there was a toy pack that included yoda,old guy and those white trooper guys with plastic armor called the squirmish of the senate pack.

by baka kuso yaro April 22, 2011

Squirmish

When two people who dislike each other engage in passive-aggressive combat that makes everyone else in the room uncomfortable.

The party-planning meeting turned into a Squirmish when Nancy and Patty kept shooting down each other's ideas for Halloween treat day.

by larscooley October 15, 2016

squirmisher

One who reluctantly fights a battle for a belief he doesn't believe in.

In order to appear to have a united political front, many Tea Party proposals were upheld by moderate Republican squirmishers.

by potcake2000 May 2, 2011