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Squirting The Guac

Short for squirting the guacamole. A term used to describe any venereal disease that causes eurethral leakage.
Sorry guys, I can't go out tonight. I'm squirting the guac.

You can talk the talk, but can you squirt the quac?
by Galapagos Plamondon August 27, 2007
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Squirting

When a female has been masturbating or having sex, she feels like she needs to pee. This is called an orgasm. The female pushes like she needs to pee and a clear,odourless liquid squirts out of her vagina. This is known as squirting. Not all girls can do it, so your lucky if you can!
as she carried on fingering her pussy and rubbing her clit, she felt the need to pee. She knew she was close and keep going. Suddenly she stopped, a hot wet clear liquid squirting out of her pussy as she did. Her juices going everywhere. She regretted not putting some towels down as her bed is now soaked.
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Squirting the bird

Sending a transmission (squirting), usually a show or demonstration, via a satellite (AKA the bird).
Hurry up! We only have 30 seconds until we start squirting the bird.
by Scary Cary February 5, 2009
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Squiging

Squiging is a sport whereby 2 individuals* attempt to maneuver past each other through a very tight space. The sport has recently been added to the Olympics.

*There is also a team version of Squiging involving 2 teams of 16 players.
Example 1.
Guy 1: O shit were never going to fit down this narrow alleyway
Guy 2: Dont worry man im a professional Squiger

Example 2.
Guy 1: Hey man did you watch The Squiging on ESPN last night?
Guy 2: yes
by conorob90 February 28, 2011
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Stop Squirting September

The female equivalent of No Nut November. This is a challenge where women do not squirt/ orgasm for the whole of September for equality, if boys have to do it. Girls have to do it too.
Guy: Hey girl wanna fuck.
Girl: Sorry I cant, it's Stop Squirting September.
by bobharryguacamoel November 1, 2019
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squirting orgasm

The girl masturbated so much she had a squirting orgasm.
by Leahbieber January 18, 2017
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squirking

When a girl is twerking and reaches a certain level of excitement and then Proceeds to squirt. It is refereed to as Squirking
Did you see that girl last night? She was Squirking everywhere!
by Verybadmole November 6, 2013
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