squinchy pants

When a girl gets .... ya know .... horney. Her vagina gets all wet and then she's wearing, like pants, like at work or some everyday situation, and then she has to walk around with sqinchy pants all day.
squinchy pants

John makes all the girls at work get squinchy pants.

Girl 1: Hey is that John over there?

Girl 2: Yeah it is! He's so hot he gives me squinchy pants.
Girl 1: Yeah, I work with him and then for the rest of the day I have to walk around with my pants all squinchy.

by Princess Lorraine March 7, 2017

little squinchie

The smallest size ice cream from Culver’s. It’s so cute and tiny...and squinchie!

Please go get me a little squinchie? This is a yummy little squinchie!

by Squinchie Babe July 7, 2018

Squinchy

(Adjective): A word used to describe glass, or any other normally smooth material, when it has, or develops a fine, wavy texture.

"Oh great, all my new glass cups got squinchy in the wash."

"Hey, um. Why's your vase all squinchy?"

by SuperCrafter015 September 17, 2023

Squinchy

A shortened form of the term "twinny squish". A friend you feel particularly excited about (often though not always nonromantically and nonsexually) due to a significant overlap in your special interests. They may be someone you work on projects with, be your go-to person for talking about specific subjects of interest, or be someone with whom you share important life experiences in common. You might not be besties, but you could probably talk for hours at a time, at least, if they enjoy hanging out with you as much as you enjoy being around them.

"Are you free tonight?"
"No, I'm hanging out with my squinchy tonight. We have plans to grab coffee and discuss public transit systems"
"Are you working on a project together?"
"No, we're just both really into public transit."

by empathizer September 5, 2022