squeeze my lemon

Old blues singer code for male masturbation.

"Squeeze my lemon 'till the juice runs down my leg!"

-Robert Johnson

by Smurfman256 October 04, 2017

Lemon Squeeze

A "dove-tail" or "beaver tail" safety on a handgun such as a 1911

Oh shit he got da lemon squeeze on da .45

by Roofingmonkey316 November 29, 2016

Lemon Squeeze

It's like a backwards melon bag.

What the HELL is a lemon squeeze?

by LadyGagaIsMyDad March 15, 2011

Lemon Squeeze

The act of squeezing a mans balls with such intensity that he passes out from the pain and sexual stimulation, then proceeds to urinate all over himself.

That bitch put the Lemon Squeeze on him so hard it looked like he was swimming in a kiddie pool.

by RoughandTumble April 08, 2014

Lemon Squeeze

Fluid response to act of squeezing the "lemon"

After placing his penis in his partners mouth Pedro was greeted with an unusually hard grab to his testicles (the lemon squeeze). Pedros natural response was to release his tangy tart urine (fluid) to his partner by the mouthful.

by twistedmind March 10, 2012

lemon squeeze

(n) The act of placing one's hand on the female breast and then rotating it alternately clockwise then anti-clockwise over the nipple (usually erect).

(v) Doing the action.

I gave my friendly neighbour a lemon squeeze this afternoon.

by lemons January 07, 2006

Lemon Squeeze

As a guy gets sexually excited, his nuts pack up like into a single lemon. Squeezing his nuts as he orgasms can be intensely pleasurable.

Lemon Squeeze:

Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg.

Squeeze me baby, till the juice runs down my leg.

The way you squeeze my lemon, I'm gonna fall right out of bed.

-Led Zepplin, "The Lemon Song."

by Laughing Out Loud February 01, 2009