squeemu

A rarely sighted cross breed between a common ground squirrel, and an emu. Found mostly throughout southern Germany and the mountains of Switzerland. Nearly wiped out in the early to mid 40's, the squeemu was hunted by the NAZI's for its thick, lustrious coat of fur, and sharp, blade-like extremities. (beak, talons, etc.) The squeemu is a ruthless killer and efficient hunter. If ever in contact, run.

"Hey look its a squeemu." -A
-"OH MY GOD RUUNNNNNN" -B

by Aaron MacKinnon October 10, 2006

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squeekponential

The increasing amount of squeeking noise that your wooden floors make in direct converse proportion to how badly you do NOT want to wake up your wife or girlfriend when you are sneaking in after a night out trolling the titty bars. The later and more wasted you are the louder it is. If you have actually gotten some skank, it will likely be at full volume, especially if there is any lingering odor. Beds can also have squeekponential that activates in direct proportion to how bad you don't want your girlfriend's parents to hear you bopping her after you've snuck in her bedroom window.

I'm really wasted and should just crash over at Bob's house, but his floors have a really high squeekponential and we're likely to get busted by his bitchy wife"

by Obama Yo Mama May 21, 2008

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Squeesplode

Verb; To metaphorically explode with excitement. Used to express extreme excitement or happiness.

Other forms:
squeesplosion
squeesploding
squeesploded
ect.

I'm going to squeesplode!

by Seaphire October 14, 2010

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