Squeeosis

The condition in which something is so cute you lose your mind.

When a crazy cat lady sees a cage full of kittens and proceeds to talk gibberish or baby talk disregarding everything around her. She must be suffering from acute morbid Squeeosis.

by Battynctn June 29, 2011

squeem poop

When you sent your dog to poop in enemy territory that is called "squeem poop".

I put your squeem poop in my mouth.

by JimmyJoeb September 22, 2007

Squeem

A combination of squirm and scream usually during sex

The sex was so intense I couldn't do anything but squeem

by Aboc January 24, 2015

squeesome

1: something worthy of squeeing
2: something very cute and adorable
3: something worthy of fangirl obsession

Basically, anything that makes a teenage girl squee is squeesome!

Alyssa: So then, after he gave me the flowers and chocolate, he played me a song that he wrote for me.
Miranda: Really? Oh my god, that is so squeesome!
-OR-
Alyssa: I love Johnny Depp ..
Miranda: Yeah .. he is so squeesome .. *sigh*

by rented.emotions February 23, 2008

Squeemy

To feel sick. To have a cold that was passed on to your weakened immune system because of too many nights spent out partying and too many early morning trying to get up to live your real life after said partying. Too feel smooshy inside when you should be feeling legit.

Dude Jeff totally gave me his cold, and now I feel really squeemy. I'm going to bed early tonight.

by santaclausesnowflake October 8, 2009

Squeem

!. To scream on a girl with your male juices.

2. To blow a strong load

3. Blow ropes

I hadn't unloaded in like a week! I squeemed all over her face and the headboard.

by NSeattle October 15, 2008

squeemu

A rarely sighted cross breed between a common ground squirrel, and an emu. Found mostly throughout southern Germany and the mountains of Switzerland. Nearly wiped out in the early to mid 40's, the squeemu was hunted by the NAZI's for its thick, lustrious coat of fur, and sharp, blade-like extremities. (beak, talons, etc.) The squeemu is a ruthless killer and efficient hunter. If ever in contact, run.

"Hey look its a squeemu." -A
-"OH MY GOD RUUNNNNNN" -B

by Aaron MacKinnon October 10, 2006