Squeezle

a tight embrace, or to embrace tightly.

You're so cute! I just want to squeezle you to death! <3

Give me a squeezle. Come squeezle me

by Jeemsy March 7, 2011

squeeler

A man who has renounced all of his man points and respect in consequence to his utter obsession with a girl. The term can also be applied as a verb; to squeel, squeelering. A squeeler is the epitomy of a pussy-whipped pansy and the transition from man to squeeler is often devastating for any former friends of said squeeler.

A: 'Mate, you wanna go for a drink and start some fights?'
B: 'No, I'm waiting for a phonecall from Rachel.'
A: 'Squeeler.'

by jankooo December 13, 2010

Crispy Squeeler

1) After a long night of intercourse, the male wakes up and eats the female out. Due to the extra excretion from the female from the night before, it is a little "crispy" and when the female makes sounds of pleasure, that's where the term "Squeeler" comes from.

2) Going in dry. Due to the lack of moisturization, it is a "crispy" vagina and it obviously doesn't feel good, hence the term "Squeeler".

3) An old piece of bacon.

1) I woke up this morning and she wanted a Crispy Squeeler, so I just bit the bullet and got it over with.

2) I got impatient and she was moving slow, so I just went in for the Crispy Squeeler. She was not happy.

3) I couldn't find any real food for breakfast this morning, but I found a Crispy Squeeler on the counter and just ate that.

by CrispyInventor August 28, 2015

squeebles

that by which if multiplied by infinity then divided by the quotient of squeebles multiplied by negative infinity results in the end of the universe.

Don't ever try to multiply squeebles by infinity then divide it by squeebles multiplied by negative infinity. Even a mental attempt could be fatal.

by Mathmagician February 8, 2008

Squeedledorp

Verb used when there is no other word to describe what someone did. Usually associated with messing up.

I squeedledorp, you squeedledorp, he/she/it squeedledorps.

You just squeedledorped and fell off the chair!

by Lucas Annunziata November 30, 2005

Squeegler

A person who voluntarily gives animals orgasms for the purpose of insemination. Basically beats them off until the animal achieves orgasm.

Owen is a good squeegler because he gets animals to ejaculate quickly.

by Snowdrif May 26, 2009

squeedge

squeedge- to piss someone off to the fullest extant definition 2 someone that pisses others off definition 3 to throw something at someone that would piss them off

You damn squeedge why the fuck did you squeedge me

by John Colin Ted December 4, 2004