Squatting Dog

The sex position known as "reverse cow-girl but done analy.

Alex: Yo dude your girl got pretty drunk last night.

Micah: Yeah man, we ended up doing the squatting dog. I still can't get the smell off...

Squatting Dog by SquatsMcGee May 21, 2009

squatting monkey 

A woman is standing up squatting down with a man lying beneath her legs. His erection is preferably underneath her vagina the man must then thrust upwards into the vagina. At the moment of the mens climax he must exit and aim for the womens entrance, if you make it you win.

We tried the Squatting Monkey last night, I lost

squatting monkey by CoopDaddy1919 January 8, 2018

Squatting donkey 

While a girl is giving you a blow job from behind you are in the squatting position right as you are about to blow your load you yell “eeer rrrrrr” and kick her in her face.

“Dude I gave Jenna the meanest Squatting donkey last night, dude that’s sick”

Squatting donkey by Donkey Squat January 14, 2021

Squatting Shit Box

A pickup truck or SUV that has been lowered only in the rear rendering it entirely useless for it's original intended purpose.

More homoerotic if it is a Jeep Wrangler.

Typically spotted in Redneck Mecca parking lots and all along the Gulf Coast.

Usually driven by wangsters or urban cowboys wearing trucker hats and wife beaters. Co-piloted by Chupacabras or hoe's beasts.

Typically ride on bargain basement 20's and have twice pipes.

Son: Bad Ass! Look at that Jeep dad!

Dad: (bitch slaps son) That's no Jeep. That's a Squatting Shit Box. You're sure to suck dick driving that POS

Squatting Shit Box by BadSeedSam January 12, 2022

Squatting pony 

sex move in which man sits on couch chick faces him and steps up on couch and sits down on his cock then bounces up and down

I gave her the squatting Pony!

Squatting pony by JBut December 25, 2007

Squatting moose 

An insult for people named ariana

Ariana your such a squatting moose.

Squatting moose by Piggyfat October 18, 2008

Squatting Bull

Action similiar to an indian at a pow wow dancing around the fire getting ready for war. He gets himself all intense but intead of going to war he absolutely piss pounds a girl and takes her anal virginity...

The chief gave the young girl a squatting bull to pop he butt cherry!

Squatting Bull by calven March 19, 2003