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Squatter

Person who decides to live outside of ordinary society, often against using property for profit and because of the lack of affordable houses for the masses. Squatters often move into properties that have been abandoned for a long time, mostly in communes. Most squatters hate wasting energy and resources, so they use wood stoves, and often resort to products and food that supermarkets and stores get rid off, many grow their own produce. Many are vegetarians or vegans, have dogs, and most wear and use second hand stuff.
I went to a squatter party this weekend, they had a free store and also sold a lot of hats and jewelry there.

I still can't get used to squatter girls and all their hair.

I have never seen more dreads than at that squatter party.
by The Dutch Freya August 11, 2008
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squatter

Oh you are so squatter
by mariaclara May 28, 2016
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Thot Squatter

(Noun) A female attention whore with little or no valuable real world skills other than compulsively squatting on Instagram or social media in yoga pants. A thot squatter is a subspecies of the contemporary bimbo.
You really want to date that bro? Shes such a thot squatter!
by MisterWill December 10, 2018
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Womb Squatter

In similar concept to that of a squatter: a person who settles on land/occupies property without title, right, or payment of rent; a Womb Squatter is an unexpected and possibly unwanted pregnancy. I.e., the fetus is undesirably there and doesn't plan on leaving on its own.
It is a term that you will most likely never hear uttered from the mouth of a pro-lifer .
Janie: Why are you so upset? You've been crying all day... Is everything okay?
Alyssa: Oh Janie, I have a womb squatter. Dylan is going to be so mad at me!
Janie: I am so sorry, Janie. Just remember that, due to a Woman's right to choice, you have options.
Alyssa: I know, I've already been considering my options. But next time, I will definitely remember to use birth control and contraceptives.
by HananaBannah October 21, 2009
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Frog squatter

When u spot a friend, stranger, and or family member squatting on the floor and they look like a frog that’s about to pounce/leap their ass in the air so get some air in the crack. And if they ever try to leap they will get air in the crack and more
Oh shit the principal is lookin like a frog squatter again...
by bellsmagsmolls42069_ June 30, 2018
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Lobby Squatter

A guy who hangs out in the lobby of a fancy hotel, hoping to pick up a women. He is punching well above his weight.
That Lobby Squatter had been bugging the patrons for the last few hours. I think he has been staying at the cheap hotel down the road and he's been here three nights in a row.
by Pub flea October 2, 2015
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wifi squatter

A person who wanders aimlessly, laptop in hand, to find a wireless signal. Often seen sitting in various chairless spots such as the floor to continue using stolen signal.
1)As I was discreatly searching for a wireless signal, I noticed three wifi squatters had already beat me to it.

2)I was walking through the airport and tripped over a wifi squatter who's feet were sticking straight out.
by Jessica D. November 10, 2008
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