Sneaver

A person whose facial features that can only be described as the result of crossing a snake with a beaver, hence sneaver

My friend and I could not agree wether a person looked like a snake or a beaver so we comprimised with sneaver

by Bender_"Bending"_Rodriguez July 29, 2009

Squeaver

That THING in the Komm Mit book for level 1 German. It is known for its juggling abilities. It is somehow all over the internet and you can buy just about anything with this little guy on it.

It's a squirrel, it's a beaver, it's a Squeaver!

by HillBillyRockstar October 24, 2012

Seaver

(noun) A person whose dick is so small because 3/4 of his penis is shoved into his personality.

(verb) "Seavered" Being creeped on by a person whose intention is to get laid.

"He is SUCH a Seaver!"

"Be careful at the frat party tonight, don't get Seavered!

by @@@victum#4004 November 22, 2013

Dirty Seaver

In the middle out making of with a girl and right as you’re getting down her pants, shifting the attention of your hands to your own body, taking down your own pants and hand-fucking your own ass until you’re eventually not even kissing the girl anymore…and once she notices she freaks out and leaves.

Girl 1: “Hey, you sure got in early last night!”

“Oh my god, I was making out with that guy paul I told you about….and after 10 minutes he pulled a dirty seaver! I was mortified and ran out, puked in the hallway and shit my pants when I got home!”

by reallygoodatthis January 22, 2007

Seaver

When female pubic hair reaches the length and look of Kirk Cameron's hair, when he portrayed Michael Seaver in the hit TV series Growing Pains.

Although Suzy's pubes looked good, she knew it was time to trim her Seaver.

by Bad News Bond July 24, 2016

tom seaver

He was a pitcher for the New York Mets. He also played for the Reds, White Sox, and Red Sox. Considered the greatest Met of all time. I guess that's like being considered the smartest person to play in the Special Olympics.

"Boy that Tom Seaver sure was a terrific pitcher."
"He was a Met, so that's not saying much."

by thepseudonym July 1, 2009

sqeaker

The little monster that we all know to hate and fear.

current day sqeaker: FUCK PUSSY CUNT DICK I'LL PHUKING HUCK YOU BITCH

by Mr.Fishcake September 20, 2016