the spinster aunt

The aunt who never got married but is pretty cool, does her own thing, and just dates around.

Yeah..that's my Aunt Sarah, that's her boyfriend of the week, she's the spinster aunt.

by Grace Blase October 3, 2017

spinster

Spinster is an attractive lady who can spin dreams of her own, have the freedom to make them true, and when this happens men often spin around her for marriage proposals. Now it depends entirely on her to accept or reject proposals. Married ladies often envy spinsters.

I am a spinster, I can spin as I like; not a married lady who has marred her life!

by koolcharm October 18, 2015

SSRI spinster

A woman who has knowingly lost interest in sex due to the use of SSRI anti-depressants.

Oftentimes, these women are fully aware of the fact that the SSRI's have eliminated, or sharply reduced their libido, but they don't care, some women even see a reduction of sexual urges as being beneficial.

CHICK ---- Every since I started taking Lexapro I don't feel so miserable and I'm better at my job now, but I could care less about sex.

DUDE (Chick's soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend) --- You feel BETTER now that your not having sex with me? That's just great..

CHICK ---- It's not that I dislike sex with you, I just don't care, why bother?

DUDE --- Why bother? No sex will end our relationship!

CHICK ---- I'm in a better place with the Lexapro, I don't need your negative energy

DUDE --- You're an SSRI spinster...I can't be with you anymore

by 415man94102 May 29, 2012

Spinster

A spinster is a single woman who is a complete bad ass and refuses to confirm to the rules of society. She is usually past the age of 32 and has never been married, will never be married and has no children and will not have any children. She a single woman through and through.

Stephany is a total spinster!

by NayNay7777777 July 28, 2021

Spinster

A woman once she hits the big 3-0 & is still single...never been married, no kids. Usually blames her career for the fact that no guy wants her.

yeah, she's a spinster. She couldn't even get a man to marry her in her 20's, so good luck now!

by JustinK80 April 15, 2011

Spinsterette

A woman over the age of 40 who is hot or fine to death, also successful and most described as a good person, but has not married or had children because she has currently chosen not to.

Most modern women are spinsterettes these days.

by Lola Jean June 30, 2019

spinster

(n.) He-who-must-attend-spinning-class-regularly

The gym was largely populated by spinsters.

by salmonsunglasses July 17, 2011