spankwell

verb meaning lazy or cannot be bothered. frequently refered to the spanky monster last seen in the area of Bicester. Not allowed to play grand theft auto.

doing a spankwell: someone who constantly sits at home, playing playstation and wanting to eat his cat

by Mowgli February 7, 2005

spunkballing

the fetish of ejaculating into another persons eyes, similar in nature to that of someone with a foot fetish

jack: anybody fancy a bit of spunkballing tonight?
ashleigh: go on, spunkball me....im ready

by millersmind July 26, 2013

spunkgullet

Term used to describe someone who is a bit of a knob

"Did you hear that Toby is back in town?"
"Forget about Toby, I don't want anything to do with that spunkgullet mook"

by bettysketch December 1, 2005

Spunkwhaler

A massive slut who has had huge amounts of spunk thrown up her during a day or night from many different sources.

I hate (insert name here) she is a Spunkwhaler.

or

Jesus, I pulled a spunkwhaler last night.

by Biggest of Tones August 2, 2008

Spunkaliscious

Having alot of macho and manliness. Ladies love men who are spunkaliscious.

Hot Chick 1: Omg that guy is sooooooo hot!

Hot Chick 2: Oh yeah! He is soooo spunkaliscious!

by ilikechocolatedounuts August 13, 2009

Spunkaler

When ur friend made up rumors about you. You just scream this.

Friend: ”hey she thinks she’s a bat”

Me: “SPUNKALER”

by Liahna October 15, 2019

Spunkalepsy

The act of passing out/falling asleep right after you jizz. Instantly fall asleep after finale

Dont expect me to cuddle after I fuck you, I suffer from spunkalepsy

by Jzaags January 28, 2020