sprounced

the act of not being able to tell someone how you feel; confused.

I really want to tell Suzy how I feel, I guess im just sprounced.

by Grantsfrappe July 3, 2014

Promance

The date before prom, a time to practice dancing, sneak a breath mint: or have a ridiculous makeout session

Mom: How was the Promance, did you kiss?
Jeremy: Mom! It wasn't that long, I took her direcly to prom! It's not like we walked down the aisle...

by Doctor Fucker March 27, 2019

Promance

a close but nonsexual relationship between two white collar professionals.

“John and Mary are like an office couple they’re so close. They have a promance.”

by SalvyZ February 3, 2021

shomanced

when sho flirts with any individual and attempts to make a move at being a romantic

sho: “hey you’re looking pretty cute today”
you: “have i just been shomanced?”
sho: “yes, you have been shomanced”

by shothehoe December 9, 2021

strohmance

A lovey-dovey relationship dat only survives due to one or both parties' being totally drunk from liberally sippin' from lion-wif-scroll-'n'-scepter-emblazoned beverage-containers.

I prefer to have a gal who likes me "in any case", even when she's 100% sober --- no "strohmances" for me, thank you very much!

by QuacksO November 14, 2023

Spasmance

Spasmance: (noun) A brief, involuntary reaction or spasm of pleasure that takes over during a particularly intense sexual moment.

The spasmance left them both breathless, tangled in the aftermath of a passionate embrace.

by Drakovi Bloodrose February 8, 2025

Sprounce

To sporadically bounce

The rabbits sprounce about

by BLue FN January 13, 2026