skroingle baby

A person who acts as if they are an octopus living in the clouds, but only at the strip clubs for all of the octopus dollars. this person will usually be using crocs, and use the phrases like “what up dawg” unironically. this person is the most evil on the planet, and is plotting at all times to take over the world.

Skroingle baby : “What up dawg”
Non Skroingly : What, are you a skroingle baby or something?

Skroingle baby : *plotting to take revenge on the non skroingly*

by Fartlicker3000 September 4, 2022

Skroingle baby

A skroingle baby (noun.) is formally used to describe the most evil a person can be. Skroingle babies use all their free time to plot revenge on enemies, people who have offended them. One day, all skroingle babies will take over the world. Skroingle babies are born evil, many spend their free time in octopus costumes at strip clubs. If you are not sure if they are a Skroingle baby or not, look for how they interact, Skroingle babies tend to use phrases like “what up dawg” unironically. If you see a skroingle baby in plain sight, do not interact, they can use anything against you. Beware, they are creeping, and lurking at times you will least expect it.

Skroingle baby : “What up dawg”
Non skroingle : “Are you a Skroingle baby or something?”
Skroingle baby : *Starts plotting revenge*

by Fartlicker3000 September 4, 2022

spongle

When someone is a bit of a general idiot and or generally not very bright. Can also mean looking or doing something a bit daft. Bit like being a spoon.

She's a bit of a spongle.

I look a right spongle when I dance....

by c1187600 February 20, 2007

Springle Element

The state of having an utterly overwhelming level of self importance whilst at the same time being a complete lowlife.

The act of creating the illusion of being generous whilst at the same time ripping someone else off.

Old man: You swindled me out of my pension!
Swindler: I'm donating it too charity!!!
Charity: Oh, the Springle Element at work...

by Bobsya Unkle September 2, 2006

Skroingle Baby

The ultimate boss babe. An octopus that lost all of its tentacles. What is an octopus without tentacles? A skroingle baby.

Person a: did you see Becky got in a car accident and is now brain dead?
Person b: omg yeah she’s such a skroingle baby now

by Manslaughterdaughter September 4, 2022

Spoongle

When a llama likes another llama, it does Spoongle.

-llama- I see another llama O: SPOONGLE. SPOONGLLEEEEE~

by KaylaaBear November 18, 2011

Spoinger

when you use a spring and it boings

Hey,have you seen the spring spoinger?

by CombineTheElite May 3, 2021