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jerry springer

A show where redneck's can take out their anger while their disturbingly obese wives tear off their clothes on-screen. AKA: Redneck Court
Inbreeder: I gonna take mah cousin to that Jerry Springer show, I know he my 'lil Joe Bob's daddy.
by theredneckhater April 21, 2006
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jerry springer shit

anything that could be or should be on the Jerry Springer Show
" OMG Did you hear about dave shagging lisa and heather... they are twins "

" That some jerry springer shit right there"
by Paul C 2008 January 21, 2008
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Jerry Springer Show

A television show where people come to solve their relationship problems and beat up whoevers causing that problem.

Usually has either fat black chicks ripping eachothers wigs off,
lesbians/gays/bisexuals/sexually confused people,
two fairly good looking girls fighting over some fat ugly jerk or vise versa,
or a family thats in a love triangle/square/octagon whatever
Jerry Springer Show:
So Timeka, your sisters having sex with your boyfriend, and and your moms having sex with your lesbian girlfriend, who your cheating on your boyfriend with, and your boyfriends banging your sister, and your cousin? ya? alright, so, oh theres more, whos James?

-james turns out to be some guy the mom met on myspace and fucked, and hes fucking everyone else on stage plus the main chicks old best friend-
JERRYJERRYJErRRY
by HEY FAT FACE May 19, 2010
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Springroll

A loving, yet morally ambigious, act whereby an individual is wrapped in a bedsheet (or any substance/material of malleable nature) thus appearing like a 'springroll'. The protruding feet are then tickled by another person.
Sister: It is time to springroll my brother
by nappy_boy_69 July 31, 2009
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springbrother

adj. to describe someone is really tough , masculinity and muscular
Springbrother is true man!
Don't piss off that spingbrother man, or he will pwn you
by real corn April 30, 2009
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Springtrap

The litte bitch who FUCKING SNEAKS UP ON ME WHEN IM NOT LOOKING IN Five nights at FUCKER'S
You're such a SPRINGTRAP, Sneaking up on me when I DONT FUCKING SEE
by ⓎⓄⓊ April 14, 2015
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springer gut

It's when your stomach bulges out so far that you pretend that you are having a baby and want to go on the Jerry Springer show.
Imel says "Lets go outside dude," while showing his springer gut.
by Barry Levit January 3, 2004
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