A German, Anglo-Saxon and Jewish surname, meaning "knight" in German or "lively person" in Anglo-Saxon. (Szprynger in Polish and Špringer in Slavic languages).
Amazingly to some people, there are other Springers in the world than Jerry (Unfortunatly there aren't that many interesting ones, so I added a few of my own):
Aaron Springer - Animator and occasional director of animated programming.
Chairman Springer - First leader of the Peoples Republic of Springer.
Julius Springer - German Founder of what became Springer Publishing.
Mark Springer - British composer and actor.
Mike Springer - American professional golfer.
Primordial Springer - Ancestor found amongst the primordial soup, having developed into a human before the rest of the soup reached land.
Robert Springer - Astronaut who went to Mars. Okay fine just normal space.
Springy Springer - The ideal Springer, not yet discovered.
T.A. Springer - Dutch mathematician responsible for something really interesting called Springer correspondence.
Yakov Springer - Polish-Israeli weightlifter killed at Munich '72 :(
As you can see, Springer does not mean some slag who wants to be on TV because she shagged eight men in a week. It's also a dog, killer whale and some places in America.
Amazingly to some people, there are other Springers in the world than Jerry (Unfortunatly there aren't that many interesting ones, so I added a few of my own):
Aaron Springer - Animator and occasional director of animated programming.
Chairman Springer - First leader of the Peoples Republic of Springer.
Julius Springer - German Founder of what became Springer Publishing.
Mark Springer - British composer and actor.
Mike Springer - American professional golfer.
Primordial Springer - Ancestor found amongst the primordial soup, having developed into a human before the rest of the soup reached land.
Robert Springer - Astronaut who went to Mars. Okay fine just normal space.
Springy Springer - The ideal Springer, not yet discovered.
T.A. Springer - Dutch mathematician responsible for something really interesting called Springer correspondence.
Yakov Springer - Polish-Israeli weightlifter killed at Munich '72 :(
As you can see, Springer does not mean some slag who wants to be on TV because she shagged eight men in a week. It's also a dog, killer whale and some places in America.
Person - "Wow, I never knew that there were actually people in the world called Springer who aren't Jerry!"
Me - "I know, our superior intelligence and ancestry will surely mean we soon take over the world from our fellow humans."
Person - "What?"
Me - "Nothing."
Me - "I know, our superior intelligence and ancestry will surely mean we soon take over the world from our fellow humans."
Person - "What?"
Me - "Nothing."
by GenuineSpringer April 4, 2009
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Buddy: Why do you look so happy, you have a sausage gut and you just found out your girlfriend was cheating on you with all your friends.
Guy: At least I was smart enough to use a jimmy-hat and dumped her ass before she got preggo with a bastard child. And, things could be worse. I could be stuck in a love triangle with a gay midget and a tranny Hulk Hogan lookalike.
Buddy: Somebody's been getting his Jerry Springer therapy...
Guy: Works wonders...
Guy: At least I was smart enough to use a jimmy-hat and dumped her ass before she got preggo with a bastard child. And, things could be worse. I could be stuck in a love triangle with a gay midget and a tranny Hulk Hogan lookalike.
Buddy: Somebody's been getting his Jerry Springer therapy...
Guy: Works wonders...
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a slut having a sexual relationship with two brothers. people with low morals and standards, for example, that whore has fucked every inbred redneck in the hills and the trailer park, which one of you 18 men is my baby's daddy? that's some Jerry Springer shit.
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