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Spitting that Joseph

The ability to spit that game, talk to the ladies and make them melt for you like butter. It usually requires such tactics as making crude comments on girls facebook statuses, making odd sexual jokes, and being loud and obnoxious at times. Side effects can include trash cans filled with used condoms and getting on other guys nerves.
This girl girl has a big ole nice ass I would like to slap my dick on, so I better get her facebook and start Spitting that Joseph!

Look at dick cheese over there Spitting that Joseph!

I may only have a 1 inch penis and and a face that is slathered in muckbut, but im still Spitting that Joseph!
by dickcheese12345 August 11, 2011
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spitting kink

when someone is addicted to their partner spitting in their mouth or anywhere on their body.
a: spit in my mouth daddy
b: I like that spitting kink of yours princess.
by jeonkinks May 11, 2021
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spinning beach ball of death

The Apple equivalent of the blue screen of death (Windows). The cursor changes from an arrow into the aforementioned symbol

It's appearance signals the imminent freezing of one or more programs. Typically thwarted by force-quitting the program, or in more severe cases, shutting down the computer.
Crap, there was too much to load on that girl's MySpace; I got the spinning beach ball of death.
by Sybet January 8, 2007
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Absentee Printing

The much maligned practice of printing eleventy billion pages in a busy computer lab and then leaving them unattended on a laser printer's paper tray for long periods of time. Absentee printers often confuse and annoy their fellow computer lab patrons as their excessive printing quickly buries the print jobs of other lab patrons.

This practice often forces harried college students to waste precious time sifting through dozens of pages of random senior theses, flyers, newsletters, and other miscellaneous crap in order to find their term papers, tragically thwarting last minute attempts to finish and print homework 5 minutes before class starts.

Chronic absentee printers often sit blissfully at their computers browsing Facebook for extremely long periods of time before retrieving their documents.

Absentee printing is endemic to college computer labs the world over.
Bob stormed in late to his philosopy class because his essay got caught up in the fray of absentee printing.

Jane stood hovering over the printer for five minutes as he waited for the 100 page print job of an anonymous absentee printer to hopelessly spew out of the printer.
by iNetter December 1, 2009
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Spinning my wheels

Like a car stuck in mud, to spin one's wheels is to try to make progress, but get nowhere.
I sat down to write my term paper, but after three hours realized I was just spinning my wheels.
by rear wheel drive June 21, 2011
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Spitting Bonita

When a girl throws up and is mounted doggy style
The girl from New York had too much to drink and her boyfriend saw this as an opportunity for a spitting Bonita
by Bob from key qeat May 10, 2014
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Spinning Back

When you and your homies hit the opp then roll back through the spot to make sure the job finished
Don't play wit me boy you know we bout to be spinning back.
by AReal103 September 25, 2021
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