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Burrito Springs 

A town in southern Lee county Florida . If you live in Burrito Springs , fl . You are fromMexico or Central America and live in a trailer park . . You can carry multiple cases of beer at one time while walking home from the store .and your friend carries multiple cases of Pecsi . The only place in Florida where women walk to the store . Where you can fit 7 people inside a truck.
If you need to hire some people to do yard work this the place to find them . .
“ Hey Jimbo , we still going the footballl this weekend ?”

“ Shit Gator , I can’t Crystal says she wants flowers and mulch down since it’s fall now .”

“ Shit Jimbo , just go on up to burrito springs and get a couple of beanners from the front of Home Depot parking lot .”
Burrito Springs by The 239 July 30, 2018
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Harbor Springs, MI 

Extremely affluent vacation destination in Northern Michigan. This is where the rich spend their summers. If you can get over how ridiculously overpriced it is, you should be able to enjoy the beautiful scenery and friendly locals. This place is truly the Cape Cod of the Midwest, and the people sure do dress the part. It's like a fricking Vineyard Vines catalogue. Go up to Birchwood to see some rich people, go to Roaring Brook to see some even richer people, or go to Harbor Point (average home price: $15 million!) to see some of the richest people in the entire country.
"You think these pants are too gay to wear?"

"Ya definitely. I mean who around here wears yellow pants?"

"I guess your right. I'll just save them for Harbor Springs, MI."

dripping springs high school 

dripping springs high school is basically a trump rally on a daily basis we got red necks, hicks and cousin fuckers just west of austin. you think it wouldn’t be that bad, but you’re very wrong. the other side of people here are wanna be gangsters and all they care about is smokin weed, drinking and what party everyone’s going to this weekend. if you think you’re coming to a chill diverse school you are very wrong there’s about 5 black kids here and every bitch wants to start drama. DON’T MOVE HERE
chris: “i heard dripping springs high school kids will pay $20 for a gram”
blake: “holy shit dude let’s go sell to them”

coral springs charter 

An absolute shithole here. All the middle schoolers here are squeaky and annoying. All the high schoolers drink and are just very immature. Thank God I graduated.
Sam: Every heard of that place called Coral Springs Charter?

Fred: Yeah, I heard it’s absolute shit...

Sam: It Is!

Both strolls along the street and gets shot at Douglas.

Not Springs 

A city in Arkansas of approximately 40,000 located 50 miles SW of Little Rock. Also referred to as Not Springs National Park. It is called Not Springs because there is NOT anything to do or see there.
I am going to visit the fam in Not Springs....I hear they're getting the internet next year.
Not Springs by Philanewbie June 10, 2009

Desert Hot Springs Gangs 

Desert Hot Springs is a small town of a population of 26,000 and have the highest crime rate in California for a small town/city. With a gang member population over 1000. Dhs is home of the W/S 12 st Hussla Crips is an African American gang, E/S 132 Mafia Boy Crips is an African American gang, True Crime Boyz are a Mexican/Mexican American gang, West Drive Locos are a Mexican/Mexican American gang, Brown Town Locos are a Mexican/Mexican American gang Coachella Valley Criminals are a Mexican/Mexican American gang.
Desert Hot Springs Gangs are an prodigy of poorest town in Riverside County. 12 st originated in the 90's as 12 st Hussla are now converted to Crips they are allies with the Mafia Boyz Crips and rivals with Gateway Crips,bloods, West Drive Locos and Brown Town Locos. Mafia Boy Crips originated in the early 2000 and lost there numbers due to gang injunctions. They are allies with 12 st husslas,Moreno Valley gangs and rivals with Gateway Crips and bloods. West Drive Locos originated in the 90's they have ties to the Mexican Mafia and are rivals with the 12 st Hussla Crips, Gateway Crips, True Crime Boyz, Brown Town Locos, Coachella Valley Criminals.

Springs to mind 

An Imaginative world you live in and though you treat it as in everyone knows what you mean.
The News: There was 147 people killed in the tragic fire.
You: 147????? I LOVVVVEEEE THAT NUMBERRRRR *plays the extended mix of Bizarre Love Triangle*
Everyone in a unison monotone voice: Springs to Mind...