Sponed

Spun and Stoned conjoined.

That person is both stoned and spun at the same time making him sponed

by SexyDeathAngel June 20, 2018

sported

When your favorite live TV show gets overrun by a game (of any sport) that's running long. Especially frustrating for non-sports fans trying to watch comedy.

Oh man! freakin hockey game sported Saturday Night Live again.

by relativ March 18, 2017

sponed

being owned by somebody using a spongebob squarepants quote,

Can also be spelled Spowned, this was insisted upon by a toolbox.

"hey man, they told me my big fat nose wouldn't fit in, and then all I heard was the word "sponed" being yelled inside, any idea what that might mean?"

by readbetweenthelines January 5, 2012

spooned

Being owned to a large extent. Or getting raped in the ass. Also refered to as two people getting intimate without intercourse known as spooning.

did you see when that crazy prick spooned that passed out guy at last nights party.

by chubbsmaster June 23, 2009

sporked

Feminem.com's version of the word computer term, "pwned" created by House of Bizkits.

That dumb femi-fan got sporked.

by House of Bizkits February 22, 2005

Spooned

When something is really deep or meaningful

My conversation with her got really spooned last night dude we talked about heavy stuff

by Rammingthemat October 15, 2021

Silver spooned

The act of when a man attempts to spoon a female, but she instead cockblocks the man by spooning him. This is an act that typically a female finds cute, but a man finds sexually frustrating.

Kyle: Dude, I was trying to spoon Carley last night when we were watching Step Brothers, but she climbed over me instead and started spooning me!
Dave: yeah man, you’ve been silver spooned.

by S-Renee June 5, 2020