Sputnick

Is the act of the male placing his genitalia between the toilet seat and bowl and then having the seat slamed down.

Martin walked into the bathroom and decided to sputnick himself as a form of punishment for felching his girlfiends mother.

by Gio April 21, 2004

Slotnick

A term used in the NorthEast region of the United States, reffering to kids who act like a jackass.
usually slotnicks arent very funny.

It was funny when Ryan did it, but when Matt does it he just looks like a dumb slotnick.

by FAKEEPAMARSH May 29, 2009

spoonicide

the process of stabbing ones self with a spoon

Jenfa committed spoonicide to prevent Jimmy from stabbing her with a blunt spoon.

by Almighty Chris June 27, 2006

sputnick

an old russian satelite, was one of the reasons for the heightened space race.

guy one- shit dude, i heard the russians launched a satelite

guy two-yea the paper said it was called sputnick.

by GI JOES SON July 25, 2006

Spotnickdacat

Musical Artist Spotnickdacat. The greatest story in the world to be told. His real name is Taylor White

reasonable person: Have you heard Spotnickdacat's latest jam?
Dick: Spotnickdacat?

Reasonable person: yeah b*#$* Spotnickdacat, open up your B#'** ass ears and #@#* your #'*"#. Glack glack. Go to soundcloud.com and *#@#"¢¢, ho.
Dick: gat damn!

by Spottyatbest April 19, 2021

Spoofnik

The act of cumming so hard that your semen practically goes into orbit.

JD - Dude, what's that on your roof?

Barry - Just a bit of spoofnik...

by smm. September 25, 2011

Sootneck

The owner of a truck or other large vehicle who has modified it to emit as much black exhaust as possible, often in protest to government officials or policies. This is often regarded as an under informed and reactionary choice.

A couple sootnecks flipped me off as they roared past me on the street.

by gbprime July 9, 2014