spoontang

a lovely warm spoon that you can suck on all you like!

*sucking on spoon*
you gettin a little 'poontang' ....'spoontang' there?

by another friendly contributor to society November 6, 2003

spontainiously combust

When u hold your farts in for too long and blow up

Wow, Kenny just spontainiously combusted!

by Peter Frank May 13, 2005

spoontang

well its not a poontang and its not a forktang but a spoontang... in other word it means your an idiot or a dumb ass or just a plain fuck up...

"fuck off you Spoontang", "God damn that guy is a Spoontang"

by moe February 25, 2005

SPOONBRAIN

It's been discovered that there is enough microplastics in the human brain to make a plastic spoon. There are some people who are so incredibly stupid, that their only worth is the plastic spoon their brain can produce.

"Gary spent his last $20 on gas station scratch-offs and didn't have enough money for gas"
"He's such a spoonbrain"

by BIZZOMEPHISTO April 18, 2025

spoonbrained

Someone who has all of their opinions and logic spoon-fed to them through social media.

To be absolutely brain rotted in a sense disconnected from meme culture. Actual brainrot, a more true and gutteral way to call someone an idiot.

They have the mental capacity of a fucking spoon.

Art isn't made exclusively to generate revenue, you spoonbrained twat.

by IMGONNAFUCKINGKILLSOMEBODY May 14, 2025

Spoontang

A utensil used to assist one in the process of eating pussy.

I gave Katie multiple orgasms last night, all thanks to my trusted spoontang.

by Big Ball-z August 23, 2019

spontainium combustiom

the spell that makes the person who said it explode!

"spontainium combustiom, that's the spell that makes the person who said explode!" -someone who exploded

by bolognamanpersondude69 September 24, 2021