Spitdick

An anagram of dipstick 😂😂😂

What's something long with oil on it?

Spitdick = dipstick

by Chainedostrich October 24, 2019

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slipdick

Codeword for anal intercourse. So named due the excuse often used by the perpetrator (it slipped!)

"I was pounding her so hard I decided to try and get away with a little slipdick."

by Gregory Novak April 21, 2007

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Someone who's life, situation, or story always has to be worse than everyone else's. A literal dick made of shit would be the perfect example of a shitdick, as no matter how shitty your life is, no one wants to be a dick made of shit.

"Fuck. I got my dick caught in the shredder."
"Yeah? Well I'm a dick made of shit. How do you feel now?"

OR

"Man, I have cancer."
"Man, I have two kinds of cancer!"
"Dude, don't be such a shitdick!"

by KvltmasterFlex August 23, 2009

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Shitdick

During a shower, when one washes their asshole with a wash cloth, then washes their dick right after. Therefore leaving a shit residue on there shaft! More odor than apearance!

After a nice clean shower, my girl thought she was safe! Little did she know she was getting a healthy dose of the shitdick!

That bitch is a hoe bag. I bet she doesn't even notice the shitdick!

by Beeble lover July 12, 2014

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