Splatooni

Splatooni: southerns (usually ones from Texas) refer to a sprite, which is a soda , a splatooni.

Hey billy! Hand me a cold splatooni!

by Thessourhern_dictionary December 14, 2022

Splatooning

The act of covering your sex partner's entire floor with your cum.

I needed to mark my territory so I started splatooning all over her floor.

by Tsuchi July 11, 2015

Splatoon 3

A pretty awesome game made by Nintendo, but sadly 60% of the players are gay furries for some reason ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“Bro look at this kid over here playing Splatoon 3”

“Stfu“

by usmellsobad December 7, 2022

the splatoon community

Look you where looking for a defernition, but you see... this... thing is to full of dark energy that consumes so much that a defernition connot describe this horror.

Inkling: I love the splatoon community

by TheExplodingEevee September 28, 2019

John (Splatoon)

We don’t know who he is or what he wants, all we know is that he wears:

Pilot Goggles
Zink Layered LS
Purple High-Horses

Guy 1: Who the FUCK is John (Splatoon) ?
Guy 2: I don’t know

by anonymous September 24, 2023

Splatoon 2

The strongest weapon known to man. Using this will instantly kill its victims, this happens because all the gay player’s gay spreads into the game’s code It multiples it tenfold until it makes everything around it gay.

Idiot: “your dad lesbian.”
Person:*pulls out Nintendo switch*
Idiot: “You’ll kill us both!”
Person: “I know .”
Person: *starts Splatoon 2*
*both start to disintegrate*

by Mr fabulous May 14, 2018

Splatoon Manga

The Splatoon Manga was made by Sankichi Hinodeya and is available through the CoroCoro Comic Magazines. It starts of with our protagonist, Goggles. He is stupid and dumb, but makes the comic funny. As it progresses, Goggles and his team are faced with many strong teams, but with the power of friendship and believing in his friends, him and his team make it though. The current Splatoon Manga chapter introduces a new character, Vintage. Vintage is a strong opponent that the makers of the Splatoon Manga haven't gone really in depth with him.

Billy: Hey, have you seen the new chapter for the Splatoon Manga? It's so good!
Bob: What's a Splatoon Manga?

by NyanGaming1243 February 19, 2019