splashaphonia

Fear of dropping one's cell phone into the toilet.

My splashaphonia is so bad that I can't even take my phone into the stall with me, cuz I'm afraid I may end up fishing it out of a bowl of floaters.

by orientxp June 3, 2010

Splashing

The way of preparing a diluted drink in a strip club for the strippers only, patrons keep buying their strippers drinks, if they weren't diluted, the girls would be too inebriated to work. The patrons get their drinks mixed per usual. The strippers get mixed drinks with extra ice, where the mixer is poured first, such as coca-cola, then the bartender 'splashes' the liquor on top, so that if the patron sniffs the drink or takes a sip to make sure he isn't getting ripped off (for overpaying for drinks anyway), the liquor will taste quite strong.

Friend to Stripper: How do you drink like 20 drinks a nite and not get drunk?

Stripper: Oh the bartender dilutes our drinks, hmmm, I probably only drink the equivalent of 4 drinks the whole nite thanks to splashing. And mine are mixed with diet cola, have to watch the calories too haha.

by sarasplayroom.com July 25, 2009

splashback

1. When you drop a doogan in the toilet and it hits at such a force that water splashes up onto your cheeks and/or anus.

2. When you stand too close to a urinal whilst urinating and urine splashes back onto your shoes and/or legs.

"Shit, my arse crack is wet 'cause I got splashback from that toilet."

"Hey Joe, what's that all over your shoes?"
"Fuck don't you just hate splashback?"

by Joeyjoejoe Jr. Shabadoo October 1, 2008

swag splashing

Stunting on everyone. Being flyer than everyone else

Juelz and Jim Jones came to the club wearing gucci, poppin bottles and throwing cash in the air. They were swag splashing on dudes.

by CMBlue July 4, 2008

toxic splashback

The unpleasent and unwanted action of water or deoderizer fluid splashing back up on one's ass after depositing a very large shit into either an outhouse or a john.

OSHA requires all poop 6 inches or longer be hand lowered due to toxic splashback.

by crazy lumberjack June 18, 2006

splashing blumpkin

Getting head while taking a shit. The falling turds splash toilet water all over the girl's face. Like a regular blumpkin, only much wetter.

She needed to dry herself off with a towel after giving me a splashing blumpkin. (Your Mom, that is.)

by Monsterod Von Hugenstein August 15, 2006

Splashgnf

Person one: Do you know splashgnf?
Person two: of course🙄
Person one: Did you hear he’s really GeorgeNotFound?😟
Person two: So glad we are moots😏

Splashgnf is REALLY gnf

by My_mental_problems July 6, 2021