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toxic splashback

The unpleasent and unwanted action of water or deoderizer fluid splashing back up on one's ass after depositing a very large shit into either an outhouse or a john.
OSHA requires all poop 6 inches or longer be hand lowered due to toxic splashback.
by crazy lumberjack June 18, 2006
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Splashage

noun

| splash-idj |

The upward discharge of toilet water upon impact of plummeting fecal matter. Cause of the premeditated pre-flush.
"Dude, I just took a huge crap and my ass got wet from the immense splashage."
by CzarThe May 11, 2010
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Splashback-blocker

A sample of three total squares of toilet tissue used to break the skin of the water in a toilet to prevent splashback.
Guy A- "I always get water on my ass when I pinch a loaf."
Guy B- "Dude, you have to remember to lay out the "Splashback-blocker."
by "The Flash" Mulhern January 1, 2009
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Splashback

When you are taking a dump and the deployement of your piece of crap makes the toilet water splash straight up to your ass, usually in your ass-hole.
I was taking a huge dump the other day and had one hell of a splashback!
by Sky M March 12, 2008
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splashback

When the crap drops from a distance great enough so that , when it comes in contact with the surface of the water in the toilet bowl the water, and whatever is in it, splashes and hits your ass, hence splashback
It sucks to have a splashback after you pee
by eye kill fish October 14, 2003
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Splashmatic

A word used to define something delicious which just makes your tastebuds explode

Also describes a person who is more than fantastic

It may also be used to describe a person who possesses swagger or a great idea or a mood
That bubblegum slush puppie I had at the movies was splashmatic

That Jay Z concert we attended was splashmatic.
Jay Z's rhymes are splashmatic

Lu: How are you feeling today

MsZee: I feel Splashmatic
by MsZee Mhlongo July 23, 2010
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Urine splashback

Urine splashback is what happens to some people (men only) when they are using the urinal and the force of the urine causes some to splash back and hit your shirt or pants.
Person 1: Dude why are your pants all wet?

Person 2: I had to piss really bad and it came out way to fast..it splashed back and hit me

Person 1: That damn urine splashback again...
by yo mama jk im yo daddy November 30, 2011
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