Shit-spigot

1. Someone who constant runs their mouth spewing out utterly boring nonsense or mis-information;

2. Someone that keeps running on about the same topic that no one is interested in, even though they've been told to shut up many times;

3. Same as above except they have no idea what they're talking about - they keep spewing factually incorrect garbage or a theory that's been completely debunked.

Bro, did you hear Ernie last night. He's nothing but a streaming shit-spigot?

by CA-35 August 29, 2009

Mud Spigot

Shit faucet. As in anus. Only works for diahrrea or other forms of liquid excrement.

After all that Taco Bell, I'm kicking the full on mud spigot.

by Hooligan Mikey January 18, 2009

bigot spigot

The racist mouth-hole of a person, such as a Republican.

"I punched that Nazi right in he bigot spigot!"

by Barkleygeist February 14, 2018

Bigot Spigot in Chief

The most dangerous mouthpiece of the increasingly white supremacist “religious” right, because 45 purports to represent America.

The Bigot Spigot in Chief is a full-on Klansman who brings us closer and closer to civil war each day he remains in office.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 5, 2019

i sho' dig it like a po' bigot with no spigot

I understand completely.

Man 1: ...and that's how the female breast became eroticized.
Man 2: I sho' dig it like a po' bigot with no spigot!

by Nuss July 18, 2007

Spigot

A gay Mexican.

All these these illegal spigots every June.

by Dee jay 85 June 4, 2025

French Spigot

When your about the Cum and you put your finger over the tip of you Dick to hold it back, then you cum,then after you finish remove your finger and give your Girl a Facial that looks like when you pop open a champagne bottle from the built up pressure

Man, I gave my Wife the Narliest French Spigot last night!!

by Ding-Dong81 January 30, 2025