Shit-spigot

1. Someone who constant runs their mouth spewing out utterly boring nonsense or mis-information;

2. Someone that keeps running on about the same topic that no one is interested in, even though they've been told to shut up many times;

3. Same as above except they have no idea what they're talking about - they keep spewing factually incorrect garbage or a theory that's been completely debunked.

Bro, did you hear Ernie last night. He's nothing but a streaming shit-spigot?

by CA-35 August 30, 2009

Mud Spigot

Shit faucet. As in anus. Only works for diahrrea or other forms of liquid excrement.

After all that Taco Bell, I'm kicking the full on mud spigot.

by Hooligan Mikey January 19, 2009

bigot spigot

The racist mouth-hole of a person, such as a Republican.

"I punched that Nazi right in he bigot spigot!"

by Barkleygeist February 14, 2018

Bigot Spigot in Chief

The most dangerous mouthpiece of the increasingly white supremacist “religious” right, because 45 purports to represent America.

The Bigot Spigot in Chief is a full-on Klansman who brings us closer and closer to civil war each day he remains in office.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 5, 2019

i sho' dig it like a po' bigot with no spigot

I understand completely.

Man 1: ...and that's how the female breast became eroticized.
Man 2: I sho' dig it like a po' bigot with no spigot!

by Nuss June 21, 2007

Spigot Ass

A ungodly form of diarrhea to where it’s like a water spigot on full blast

Man I had horrible spigot ass I had to clean the back of the toilet seat

by your lovely mom April 2, 2020

splooge spigot

A derogatory term for a guy who acts like an ass to a girl.

First coined by author Kelley Harvey in the book SO. BAD. , from the Bad Boy Next Door Collection.

Don't be such a splooge spigot, Tommy.

by WriteHot January 29, 2017