Fly in a Spiderweb

To chew a piece of gum for a long time to the point that it becomes tasteless and then eating a tick tack to add more flavor the piece of gum. The gum surrounds the tick tack in a way similar to a fly being trapped in a web.

John: Dammit this is my last piece of gum and it tastes like tofu now.
Dashawn: I got this tick tack, fly in a spiderweb that shit.

by CDRIZZLE April 16, 2013

Spiderweb Dance

The frantic waving and brushing yourself off and squeeling like a little kid after walking/running in to a spiderweb (especially in the dark).

Often spotted during early morning runs with Nais Chidders.

I don't wanna sound like a broken record but jesus that spider web i ran through was MASSIVE this morning! I'm pretty sure I squealed like a bitch then did the spiderweb dance whilst still running.

by DiCaRiOtUrTlE January 24, 2011

spiderweb titties

When ones breasts are swarmed with stretch marks, that surround her nipple. The stretch marks usually link and split apart to form the appearance of a spiders web.

Damn, I should have never got this fat now I have spiderweb titties! and or; Quit having so many damn kids your boobs look like spiderweb titties from all them damn stretch marks.

by Tall Cans & Captain Chainsaw October 2, 2007

angry spiderweb

when a man ejaculates in his own hand and slaps his parter in the face with it

Jack "What the hell is that crust on your face?"
Emily"Ah shit!I thought I got it all off that fucking asshole Donny gave me an angry spiderweb "

by 1337man7331 April 21, 2009

Spiderweb facial

When one walks facefirst into a large spiderweb that wraps itself around the head and neck. Bonus points if the resident spider ends up in mouth, nose, or eyes. Spazzing out is optional.

Bill: "Ack! Pfleth! Pthaa! Pfft! $&*#ing @%$#!"

Harry: (To Alice) "I think Bill just got a spiderweb facial."

by Monkeyfeathers July 11, 2012

Liberal Spiderweb Technique

A technique used by liberals in which, during a debate, the liberal will keep on branching out the debate into more and more irrelevant topics, and when you fail to address a topic, the liberal will call you out on it and believe he/she has won the debate

conservative 1: Man, I had a really big debate with this liberal tool last night
conservative 2: How'd it go??
conservative 1: It was going well, but then she used the liberal spiderweb technique. However i countered by calling her out on it and destroyed her
conservative 2: good job, bro

by theodore trollsovelt August 28, 2011

arabian spiderweb

Expanding or stretching the ball sack over the nose and mouth of a female resulting in a dead body to make love to them kebab them into some delishes Arabian salad

Dude I totally Arabian spiderweb her allaahhh akbarrrrr

by Nermerniger January 26, 2018