spunky sandman

To cum on your partners eyes while they sleep. Then later when they wake up, their eyes will be crusted over.

I love to give my slutty ex-wife the spunky sandman before I leave in the morning!!

by Keith the Nomad November 12, 2008

ShunkyMunk

A really cool fish guy from SpongeBob,
(Incidental 65) I like to call ShunkyMunk 😎🐟

I am the ShunkyMunk.
You are not the ShunkyMunk.
Woah there goes ShunkyMunk.
Hello ShunkyMunk!

by ShunkyMunk September 19, 2022

spunky bum

An endearing term used for a girl with a butt so attractive you could jizz all over it...

'Hey spunky bum, you're Iookin hot tonight'...

by sss1600 March 6, 2015

Yakuza-Spunky

An adjective used to describe someone or something that is radically different from everything around it.

The ginger cat was Yakuza-Spunky compared to the group of russian belly-dancers that were gathered around it.

by Cuthbert Crappingsdown February 17, 2009

sprunky

used to describe a noun that is WOUND UP HYPER SEXYNESS.

Oh damn that car is SPRUNKY!!

whow! that girl is sprunky!

by doctish ft wiiwii March 3, 2010

Spunky Doughnut

To spunk inside a custard doughnut and then to feed it to someone. (Knowing or unknowingly).

"Last night Heather enjoyed a tasty spunky doughnut"

by MikeOfOssett September 18, 2006

Spunky Cabbage

A cabbage that has been spunked (cumed on) and then you serve it to your family for tea.

I spunked all over our families Christmas cabbage and made a Spunky Cabbage

by SpunkyCabbage8==D--O: July 3, 2012