speaking cursive

when someone is so drunk and slurring their words, that if you wrote it down it wouldn't be in print it would be in cursive writing.

Last night Joe was so drunk, i couldn't understand him. It was like he was speaking cursive.

by danceteach February 11, 2010

sprooking

When you go out looking to pick up girls, but you actually want to pick up guys

Johnno: yea cusss let’s go out for a sprook

Johnno: nah cusss I wanna go for coffee and go sprooking

Spyro: hey Johnno, let’s get a coffee tonight.
Johnno: sorry babe, I’m going sprooking tonight

by Bashit January 26, 2018

stroking the puppy

A euphemism for female masturbation, often accompanied with the words "squatting down" in front of it.

Dylan: She was squatting down, stroking the puppy!
Grace: Holy shit, right in the park in front of everyone?

by mcspiff January 27, 2011

Speaking Cursive

The fake, imitation accent people do to sound like indie singers when they sing. Often when people speak cursive the words are slurred, and hard to understand.

I totally sounded like Halsey when I was speaking cursive.

by jawanna blowme? February 28, 2020

Speaking cursive

When someone talks the way that Grace Vanderwaal sings

-Yo, how can I annoy my girl
-Just start speaking cursive like “gRaCe VaNdERwaAl”

by twentyfivehundred February 28, 2020

Double Spoking

Using both hands to pleasure two ladies at once using the Spok sign, two in the pink two in the stink.

Oh my god Chaz was thinking about double spoking his mother and grandmother!

by Unknown3000 March 23, 2012

zipper sparking

Zipper sparking refers to the act of dry humping while clothed.

Like dry humping it is the process of two people repeatedly rubbing their crotches on each other while fully clothed. Often achieving an orgasm.

"Oh man John wanted to zipper spark with susie so bad behind the bleachers at the Junior High School"

by JrMint September 27, 2004