speckled cobra

corn poop. brown turd with lovely yellow gems studded in it. not so fun to see one floating a portapotty.

Guy 1: Ugh I hate going to Warped Tour.
Guy 2: Why? The best bands play there?
Guy 1: Yeah, but I always end up waiting in line for an hour to pee only to end up with the porta-john with a speckled cobra coiled in the blue piss water.
Guy 2: Oh... dude. Umm...
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: That was mine.
Guy 1: *cries*

by gross person January 3, 2009

speakless

Idiot version of speechless.

Jesse Holley of UNC basketball/football:
Thoughts and emotions when that ball went in at the end
"I was speakless, in tears, just happy. Speakless, I couldn't...my yell wouldn't even come out. I was trying to yell, wasn't nothing coming out. I mean, it was just..oh man, like, man, I can't talk about it now. Wow. Way to go Connor Barth."

by Acer333 January 18, 2008

speckledwarfed

To be deceived, tricked, or hoodwinked by means of flattery, impersonation, or the like.

"We've been duped! Bamboozled!"
"We've been speckledwarfed!"

by Frigits December 26, 2008

specklegank

To rub one out on the head of a bronze statue while singing loudly. Must be done in public.

Moses Cleveland! Fuck yeah! I speckleganked his hairline in downton Cleveland while singing "My Milkshake!"

by Bwana Dik August 23, 2004

spinkle spank

Another way to say “They’re making me cum”

Bro Tory gave me such a spinkle spank last night

by Hannah Pugh the god June 11, 2022

shit speckles

Little brown spots underneath the toilet seat after taking a shit..

Melissa hates when she has to clean shit speckles from the kids bathroom

by muff-69-diver March 13, 2023

spankle

to both spank and hug, and tackle someone at the same time, or in rapid succession. Usually used as shorthand in online chats.

/me spankles newguy123

by ranger bill May 19, 2008