Shelly's Law

Named after IR cuckold Tom Shelly, the infamous webmaster of Niggermania; it's a long-observed law identifying the phenomenon of closeted-interracial-cuckoldry found among racists as an overcompensatory coping mechanism. Racists, due to their persistent insecurities, become hyper-obsessed with anything related with black people, rabidly searching the internet for racist posts to justify their impotent, seething racism. With this fixation on black people comes the obsession with black dick: an envisaged large, dark piece of meat that they fear will stretch-out and ruin their crushes, girlfriends, and wives for their own inadequate penises. It's their ultimate taboo; elevated by the all-consuming room black people hold in their heads.

Normal Person: "Ya know, black people aren't bad. I think it's unfortunate how they're disproportionately affected by the American legacy with generations of ghettoization, poverty, and overpolicing, along with other minorities. There should probably be systemic changes to correct this inequality."
Racist: "Fuck n* ggers! Fuck all n* gger loving, BBC worshipping cucks and mud shark wh* res who associate with them! I hope you race traitors get gang r* ped by a bunch of feral n* ggers and become n* gger r* pe slaves!!!"
N P: "Welp, there he goes talking about black dick again. Shelly's Law never fails..."

by U_Have_Small_Penis_Syndrome December 2, 2020

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Big Smelly Virgin

Kenzie Blair

Person 1: why is Kenzie acting like that?
Person 2: because she’s a big smelly Virgin

by Edawg6969 October 22, 2019

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Smelly Sylvian

The act of befouling high-brow or pretentious works of art with a previously worn butt-plug while ‘Methods of Dance’ plays in the background on loop

“Mrs Blennerhasset, if you put The Unicorn in before we go to The Tate, you might be able to stealthily execute a Smelly Sylvian before lunch”

by Nayyyyyy! August 29, 2021

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neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup.

Moxxie's first coffee order from Helluva Boss episode 6, "Truth seekers"

"what do you want mox?", " I'll have a neopolitan cappuccino more cappu than ccino and make sure theres no more than 4 ounces of milk, the beans wont have the right texture otherwise, and make sure they spell my name right on the cup. they always spell it foxy or Roxy, i hate that. If you cant handle that i'll have a Ventee traditional misto please use soy milk with two blond shots, Affagato and ristretto. I'd also love 3 vanilla pumps at the bottom, then add the coffee."

by VoidPineapple August 23, 2021

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Spell iCup

Something you can do on your naive siblings or friends in public to embarrass them.

Me: Hey sister, I dare you to spell iCup! Also yell it!

Sister: Okay.. *yells out loud* I SEE YOU PEE!!

*Everybody around us backs away*

by Winteroses February 7, 2019

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Smelly Chat

When a guy tries to speak to women, but they constantly turn him down because his chat stinks.

It's almost as they're not interested because his breath smells bad! But it isn't, it's just the amount of shit he talks.

Basically the geezer chats shit!

Me: Look at Ricky trying to talk to that girl

Danny: Mate, he'll get nowhere, that boy has the smelliest chat ever!!

Me: I know, his smelly chat is worse than yours!!

by vikingfury January 24, 2012

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