Skip to main content

sprich

An adverb related to the female homo-sapien species to describe the "state of being stressed out" and never relaxing. Often when the mood is calm and there appears to be nothing wrong, a “sprich” will occur causing a chain reaction of nervous tension and stress resulting in loud words and a state of confusion.

Sprich can also be used in place of "always being right" and never listening to reason because blonde and beautiful vetoes all other opinions. A “sprich” can be identified when someone challenges the decision or opinion of another and triggers multiple negative responses (thumping of feet, erratic actions, screaming in frustration, walking away, and other emotional responses).

A “sprich” action also results in confused behavior of forgetfulness and at times complete inaccurate statements followed by irrational reasoning. This inaccurate defending of reason continues until the inaccurate statement becomes a reality in the mind of the individual having a “sprich” moment.
male: Honey, I am going out with my friends tonight.

female: Why do you want to leave me? You don't love me anymore. Fine, go with your stupid friends, I don't care.

male: Don't be such a sprich now, I can't take it!
by George April 6, 2005
mugGet the sprich mug.

dr speichelstreicher

its the 194th consecutive night dr speichelstreicher sits in his basement brooding over the very same thing. chaotic scenery on a candle-lit bureau: feathers, stones, wood, inky tissues, glass, an abacus and a globe. whiskey. herbal snuff powder. lemonade.
dr speichelstreicher studies his thing from all angles known to him, changing perspective to his best knowledge, questioning his questions and questioning his answers. yet he fails to make conclusions satisfactory enough to publish his findings. his neighbours think him mad, his colleagues find him amusing, his son has moved to patagonia.
dr speichelstreicher: what is it made of. where does it originate from. why did it find me. what is the meaning. how do i establish contact. is it alive. can it be born again. will my discovery grant me scientific honors. will it destroy me and steal my soul. can i keep it in a cage. do i save it as a file. is it a bug. is it an angel. is it anything known to wo/man. how can i be sure that i see it. is it a hallucination. is it a drug. does it make me happy. give me purpose. does it corrode my innerness. is it attractive. is it fascinating. am i being fed a line. can i catch it. or will it vaporise when i touch it.
.....................................................................
by Krkič January 17, 2021
mugGet the dr speichelstreicher mug.

spichink

Racial slang used for people of Mexican and Chinese descent.
Comes from 'spic' racial term for Mexican people and 'chink' racial term used for Chinese people.
Dude #1 (Imitating Tyrone the crackhead on Chappelle's show) Goddamn! Look at that fine ass!
Dude #2 Is she Mexican or Chinese?
Dude #3 Thats Rosita, my sisters friend; shes a spichink.
by RagePrblm October 12, 2005
mugGet the spichink mug.

spichal

The biggest sucker ever, he smells like bullshit, he can't teach, he's da ultimate biaaaaaaaatsh, an alcoholic and da spastalat0r.
OMG! Look, there's Spichal *muha*.
Puuh, it smells terrible in here, Spichal must be in reach.
by Anonymous May 17, 2003
mugGet the spichal mug.

spichy

Spicy with an H.
I’m feeling so spichy today
by Rebecca Sanders 5th May 18, 2018
mugGet the spichy mug.

splichal

A splichal is a common brand of hipster who insists that he is not fully immersed in the hipster culture, despite glaring evidence otherwise.

He will, at length, purport his non-hipster affinities while smoking obscure cigarettes, searching the internet for pictures of ironic gay porn and complaining about overtly corporate centrifuge that is the music industry today.
We can't take him to any bar without at least 10 selections of imported beer... What a splichal!
by TG420 August 10, 2010
mugGet the splichal mug.

splich

Inserting data into the quim of a computer. Also the extraction of squim of of the ports.
Splich into my port you chlick.
by Plymouth April 27, 2017
mugGet the splich mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email