spazzy monkey

A sexual position on the secret last page of the kama sutra sex book, in which the male hangs upside down from a rope attatched to the ceiling and another male/female hangs from the first males genitals. The rope is then rapidly swung in an anti clockwise direction, putting a lot of stress on the first males genitals; the primary objective being to enlarge the penis.

faiz had a 7 foot long dick, must have been practisibg the spazzy monkey often.
danesh has the biggest penis I have ever seen. That's coz he does the spazzy monkey with joshua

by Al Jabreezi Jihad November 23, 2013

Spazzy Weirdo

An imbecile who can't control his inner thoughts who says something so moronic, that it leads to those around him interceding his outburst with the intricate, yet subtly hilarious insult.

Variations : "Spazzy neektard", "Spazzy retard" "Big Spazz

"Would you ever shut up your spazzy weirdo" - Tom Boran

by Sagaciousless February 17, 2020

spazzy eye

One or both eyes that do not sit straight in the socket and are also referred to as a "disabled eye". People with the spazzy eye often own and carry a manbag.

"I can't see that far ahead as I have a spazzy eye"

by Oosky84 December 4, 2011

Spazzy Wacky

It is when one gets physical and wack, as in physically altercating.

Listen, boo! You can't go spazzy wacky on me just 'cuz I threw shade at you! React to my shades with better shades, not with your fists, unless you can't even afford a shade... Ahaha! Now can I get a Rayban? Oh, wait! I'm already wearin' one! No wonder this room looks so shady!

by shadyboo September 7, 2016

Spazzy-Paddy

A hugely annoying, self centred, pompous freak... gets things wrong without even trying much. Very sneaky, always bounces back. Must be related to the boss.

Arse kisser x x

Quick!! All stop having fun "Spazzy-Paddy's" coming back in!!

by tellitlikeitis June 30, 2005

spazzy leg

To have one leg which always has an injury, pain or causes discomfort. It is normally the right leg due to it being positioned closer to a radio-active TV.

That girl has a spazzy leg.

by Mr Clothinghamtonshire September 18, 2009

spazzy douchebag

someone who spazzes alot and is a douchebag. their inconsiderate, rude, and only care about themselves.

chill out jacob earp! your such a spazzy douchebag!

by bananacake August 6, 2011