spastard

who those annoying people who are both spastics and bastards.

by Ashley November 12, 2002

spasmastic

To be so excited that they are having spasms.
To be extreamly excited.

Dude, that is so spasmastic.

by Rohit Saxena September 27, 2005

spasmatic monkey twitch

Someone with the shakes or a tremor.

If that fool with the spasmatic monkey twitch were to shave, he'd slice his throat.

by micaela Krause November 16, 2007

Spazza

Dancing excessively for hours to repetative drum and bass results in the person at the end of the night dancing like a spazza.

Once all ravers at the venue are dancing like a spazza's they know its time to go home and dance in the privacy of their own livingrooms

dancing spazza ravers

by Tubsy's keyboard December 30, 2009

spasma

A combination of spasm (or spastic, spaz) and asthma.
The condition suffered by a kid who flips out to the point of losing his breath and needs a shot from his inhaler.

Dude, settle down. Don't forget about your spasma.

or

What's wrong with J?
Oh, he's got a rare form of asthma called spasma.

by Mark Long September 24, 2007

Spasian

An overly caucasian individual speaking spanish with an asian accent...Typically from Spasia...where they work at an establishment whos highest paid employee...greets guests, by the name of Jose Chow...and so it is written...Aorw muchos gracias!!!

You walk into a Super Fridays greeted by a robotic spasian host by the name of Jose Chow. He directs you to the bar, where you will be greeted by Padams...and egg rolls shall be flung.

by Padam September 12, 2011

spazamatastical

The act of being just a little bit more than a spaz

hey, sorry about that, my computer went spazamatastical

by mrwigglebreath September 2, 2010