(n.) a word combining "spank," or masturbation and "handkerchief." While one is used for pleasure, the other is used for cleaning up... after that pleasure.
by Hatt Molley April 10, 2008
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If a girl sends a guy some provocative pictures through text messaging, he can then use those photo's as spankterial.
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With a physical appearance similar to the "Bald Ibis", its yearly migration to its spanking grounds stands in the light of deterred, unsatisfied women with unique spanking marks on their backs.
Once successful, the Miezbach-Spanker is never seen twice in one spanking ground.
Miesbach - Location of first appearance
Miez(e) - German synonym for women
Spanker - Reference to sexual habit
With a physical appearance similar to the "Bald Ibis", its yearly migration to its spanking grounds stands in the light of deterred, unsatisfied women with unique spanking marks on their backs.
Once successful, the Miezbach-Spanker is never seen twice in one spanking ground.
Miesbach - Location of first appearance
Miez(e) - German synonym for women
Spanker - Reference to sexual habit
"The village girls were barebacked because the Miezbach-Spanker was coming to town."
"My friend just pulled the Miezbach-Spanker on her."
"My friend just pulled the Miezbach-Spanker on her."
by Maj. Miezbach December 18, 2021
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/me spankles newguy123
by ranger bill May 19, 2008
Get the spankle mug.One who uses his left hand to jack, whack, choke the chicken, spank the monkey, attack the one-eyed purple-headed warrior or in other words, MASTURBATE!
A lefty, per say
May be a person that writes, hits, or even smokes with his right hand but gallops the old lizzard with his left hand.
Also referred to as an S.P.M.P.
A lefty, per say
May be a person that writes, hits, or even smokes with his right hand but gallops the old lizzard with his left hand.
Also referred to as an S.P.M.P.
Kristine: So I used my teloscope last night and looked into Ray's window. Did you know that he is a South Paw Monkey Spanker?
Derek: So I applied for this new job at the Home Depot, and my boss wanted to know if I was an S.P.M.P. and I'm all wtf? On occasion, though, I do, do the five kunckle shuffle with 'ol Lefty!
Janet: Hey Bobby?
Bobby: Yes Janet?
Janet: Do you participate in genital stimulation via phallengetic motion with your left hand?
Bobby: Why yes, I am an S.P.M.P.!
Derek: So I applied for this new job at the Home Depot, and my boss wanted to know if I was an S.P.M.P. and I'm all wtf? On occasion, though, I do, do the five kunckle shuffle with 'ol Lefty!
Janet: Hey Bobby?
Bobby: Yes Janet?
Janet: Do you participate in genital stimulation via phallengetic motion with your left hand?
Bobby: Why yes, I am an S.P.M.P.!
by Emas Diez May 9, 2006
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