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cucker spaniel

When your husband (and or boyfriend) dresses up like a dog in the corner of the room and watches you (the girlfriend) gets fucked by a random guy in front of him and he gets off to it. Making him (the boyfriend) a cucker spaniel.
I heard Heathers fuck buddy came over last night and make josh a total fucking cucker spaniel!
by TreChicX October 11, 2019
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Shocker Spaniel

When your girlfriend is riding you on the living room couch, and the family dog (preferably a Cocker Spaniel) joins in by licking her taint.
My girlfriend was house sitting and wanted to smash, so I went over there. She forgot to put the dog outside. Well, we started going at it, and when she was riding me on the couch the dog got between our legs and gave her the Shocker Spaniel! I tried to kick him, but she said, “Don’t be mean to him. He’s a good boy.”
by Oona Pelota April 29, 2020
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kyker spaniel

A jewish dog, considered to be the jew's best friend.
Guy: What type of dog are you getting?
Jew: kyker spaniel of course!
by asdf489838 May 12, 2013
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spaniels ears

She's got a right pair of spaniels ears there.
by Dave February 5, 2003
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Spaniels ears

Bob: Did you see the saggy tits on that slapper?
Bill: Yes, they were like a pair of spaniels ears
by Norbert Valiant March 14, 2011
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Cock spaniel

(noun, usu. female) nymphomaniac of the submissive variety, extremely devoted and generally long-sufferingly obedient to male members.

Derived from but not to be confused with cocker spaniel. Heavy and/or sagging breasts are not part of the definition.
Would you look at Denise? The longing look in her eyes when she sees a bulge in anyone's pants. She's such a cock spaniel!
by Triskallion December 30, 2008
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Spankmeister

1. An extraordinarily attractive and masculine older man who makes younger women wet with anticipation for slow hand, orgasmic fulfillment. Selleck-like.
2. Formal title of creator of world famous Spanky Rolodex (TM).
3. Fourth degree Knight of KONA, and wearer of the fez.
4. Babe magnet.
Mickey: Did you see those strippers? They were all over that guy like white on rice!
Norton: Dude, he's a chuffin' Spankmeister!

Le Broyeur: Da wimins can't get enough o Spankmeister lovin.
by Freak Switch 11 August 29, 2006
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