shacking up

Couples who live together (often while having sex) and are not married.

You him and that girl are shacking up!

by bb* August 26, 2008

ball-sacking

the act of hanging your ball sack outside the front of your pants without pulling out the penis in a public place

I feel like ball-sacking today, but it's too cold.

by that random black guy November 7, 2011

Tonbridge Sacking

A Tonbridge sacking is when you ram your scrotum violently into a woman’s vaginal canal during sexual intercourse. It’s a right of passage to becoming a man in Tonbridge.

We gave skinners a right old Tonbridge Sacking yesterday.

by Jimmy Tomlinson September 29, 2021

Cock Smacking

During a blow job, the man pulls out his (big) cock and smacks the girl in the face with it

John: I got head last night!
Frank: Awesome, from who?
John: Brittay, I was cock smacking her too!

by Dumby August 4, 2007

David the Grunting Spacker

A retarded, thick-lipped checkout assistant who stares at the ceiling while serving you and grunts instead of speaking.

Dad: Shall we go to Asda then?

Monkus: Only if we can go to David's till.

Dad: David the Grunting Spacker?

Monkus: Yeah. The fat spaz makes me piss.

by Benny Twadge June 19, 2009

Spackcock

A cross between spastic and cock originates from the uk troops in Iraq in 2003 now widely used in the forces........

Ed is such a spackcock for an officer.......

by AJ212 August 7, 2009

slackin' and jackin'

Generally goofing off when work needs to be completed also implying that one jerks it during working hours.

tha boss: where are all the junior workers at?

shift manager: I'm not certain but I'll bet they're slackin' and jackin' in the janitor's closet or bathroom.

by cats pajamaz July 8, 2010