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The Southwestern Mohawk

The act of ejaculating in to your partners hair. One must then form their partners hair in to a Mohawk of ones liking by using their jizz as lubricant or "gel".
After sex Lisa asked Paul to give her The Southwestern Mohawk by jizzing in her hair.
by LovesToSpooge12345 November 21, 2013
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Southwestern University

Inquisitive neighbor: "Where are you going to school?"

Prospective Southwestern student: "Southwestern University."

Inquisitive neighbor: "Say! That's a swell place to go to school."
by Pretty Polly May 8, 2010
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Southwest Airlines

The one airline in America with the best record for being on time and not losing luggage. The airline that delays and cancels flight less often than any other. Also the airline with the most friendly, helpful and pleasant customer service. And it is also the most profitable airline and one of the few that didn't milk bankruptcy protection, sticking it to people after bilking all of its creditors.
I had to fly to Phoenix. I took Southwest Airlines because I knew that they would be on time, unlike the others.
by PMax March 7, 2008
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Southwest Airlines

A bargain airline in the United States. Known for the bare essentials on their flights and they must be doing something right because they are the most profitable airline and have never had to file for bankruptcy. Part of the reason is because Southwest bought and stocked up on fuel reserves back in the 1980's when Jet fuel was a lot cheaper. They are also know NOT to charge you a ton of hidden fees. An example: allowing your first two checked bags to be free. There is also no first class or coach sections and there is NO assigned seating just boarding groups A, B, and C. Many US based companies prefer to send personal on domestic business trips VIA Southwest because of the amount of money they save, dis-spelling the "white trash" stereo type.
Self centered people cry about Southwest Airlines because they don't have TV's on their aircraft. I on the other hand am amazed that an airline can get me from Los Angels to West Palm Beach in roughly 5 hours without losing my luggage and at an amazing price. Thank you Southwest, YOU ROCK!
by don't worry 33 June 20, 2009
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Southeast High

Located in the worst part of Bradenton, Florida (Samoset) Southeast high is a pretty shitty school considering how many of the students dropout or blaze it like wiz kalifa
Dude I just scored some dank bud from Southeast High
by Shitty_Cities September 11, 2018
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Captain Smoothness

n. One who does nothing, but screws up anything they attempt to do.
"Way to go Captain Smoothness!! You screwed up again!"
by Frazier May 30, 2006
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mouthness

The use of the mouth in an verbal sense
Is all that smart mouthness necessary
by William Shakespeare 3rd January 14, 2008
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