A painfully slow computer and/or internet connection incapable of performing more than one task at a time but capable of inducing a catatonic state in the user.
by Mattemo March 16, 2009
Get the stupor-computer mug.Denigrating play-on-words for the popular US "superball". Crossing the legitimate name with the word "stupor" (as in some kind of hypnotic trance), as though to say that adherents to the event are captivated into a stupor.
by DaNBoi June 7, 2013
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verb:
The evacuation of a wasabi soup-like substance from one's asshole following a heavy night on the drink. Burning around the rim can be so severe that victims have been known to make desperate pleas for assisted suicide, while others suffer silently in the hope that the pain itself will finally put them out of their misery.
The evacuation of a wasabi soup-like substance from one's asshole following a heavy night on the drink. Burning around the rim can be so severe that victims have been known to make desperate pleas for assisted suicide, while others suffer silently in the hope that the pain itself will finally put them out of their misery.
"Drinking those sixteen beers during happy hour had me performing soupooku all damn morning. I'm lucky to be alive."
by little_tq_joint September 23, 2013
Get the soupooku mug.when people waiting for their Uber to arrive do stupid things like attempt to get into a random car on the street by mistake, step off the kerb in front of oncoming traffic to run to their Uber, or just stand on the street corner with cell phone in hand and with a blank expression on their face, trying to spot their Uber.
Some lostie in an uber stupor just tried to get into my car when I pulled up outside your apartment 5 mins ago.
I almost hit this dumb spaz in an uber stupor who stepped out in front of me while I was doing 50.
Check out that fool standing over there in an uber stupor
I almost hit this dumb spaz in an uber stupor who stepped out in front of me while I was doing 50.
Check out that fool standing over there in an uber stupor
by gs000 July 23, 2018
Get the uber stupor mug.this is similar to slug bug or Pt Cruiser buiser in which you whop an unsuspecting person\persons in the arm or a smack on top of the head. Only the one who sees the car first gets to do the whopping.
When a person sees a mini cooper they call out "mini cooper stupor" and then they have dibbs on the car.
by Jim Schupp January 22, 2009
Get the mini cooper stupor mug.i) A trance-like state induced by excessive alcohol consumption.
ii) Retard way to describe someone who stoops a lot.
ii) Retard way to describe someone who stoops a lot.
"Goddamn, I'm gonna divorce my stupid ass husband, he got himself into another drunken stupor last night".
GUY 1: Well, Bush stooped to a new low last night. They found him in bed with that Blair wanker.
GUY 2: Yeah, he's the stupor.
GUY 1: .....Yes, yes he is.
GUY 1: Well, Bush stooped to a new low last night. They found him in bed with that Blair wanker.
GUY 2: Yeah, he's the stupor.
GUY 1: .....Yes, yes he is.
by Tom December 14, 2004
Get the stupor mug.Souper, half soup and half super - mainly used in forums and other online communication methods.
True meaning is something that's better than "super", since soup is top-rated.
True meaning is something that's better than "super", since soup is top-rated.
by Jason R2 June 5, 2005
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