by glaires April 4, 2010
Get the Lapsang Souchong mug.(verb), comes from a type of tea, also called Lapsang, a variety of Souchong China tea with a smoky flavour. Where our ancestors enjoyed the flavour, in modern usage, "to Lapsang the Souchong" means when your girlfriend takes a swig of lapsang tea, and then takes you in her warmed up mouth, with the tea still in there, and gives you a juicy blow job. one of the most pleaurable experiences my ex ever gave me, before i dumped her sorry ass.
"dude, me and jessica were getting horny last night, and she turned on the magic - she lapsanged my souchong until i came all over her face!"
"i really love it when my girlfriend asks me if she can Lapsang the Souchong!!"
"i really love it when my girlfriend asks me if she can Lapsang the Souchong!!"
by TCGC August 28, 2008
Get the Lapsang the Souchong mug.by marauding minx May 4, 2005
Get the souch mug.Souch: n. Pain inflicted on the sack (see sack) by means of any number of relatively hard objects, i.e. flick, whack, kick, angry girlfriend, drunken buddy, or by a thrown missile, i.e. t.v. remote
v. to inflict pain on another's sack by means listed above.
Can also be used as an adjective or adverb. Very versatile.
v. to inflict pain on another's sack by means listed above.
Can also be used as an adjective or adverb. Very versatile.
"This hurts real bad", thought Tim after leaving himself open to an unsuspecting souch by a lurking friend at the bar; OR "I'm so going to souch you", thought Matt, observing his buddy leaning back, hitting on a cutie, and yet exposing his genitalia to attack.
by Metzenwahler May 8, 2005
Get the souch mug.When one gets hit, punched, kicked, flicked, or otherwise has any type of physical harm done to ones anatomy. (male only)
by Jeff May 5, 2005
Get the souch mug.A highschooler who plays the game paintball on the computer against his friends in electronics class instead of doing his class work.
by kyledddddddddddddddd January 16, 2010
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