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Lapsang Souchong

I have my Lapsang Souchong with milk and two sugars, how about you?
by glaires April 4, 2010
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Lapsang the Souchong

(verb), comes from a type of tea, also called Lapsang, a variety of Souchong China tea with a smoky flavour. Where our ancestors enjoyed the flavour, in modern usage, "to Lapsang the Souchong" means when your girlfriend takes a swig of lapsang tea, and then takes you in her warmed up mouth, with the tea still in there, and gives you a juicy blow job. one of the most pleaurable experiences my ex ever gave me, before i dumped her sorry ass.
"dude, me and jessica were getting horny last night, and she turned on the magic - she lapsanged my souchong until i came all over her face!"

"i really love it when my girlfriend asks me if she can Lapsang the Souchong!!"
by TCGC August 28, 2008
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Souch

So Much
by bobbyg63 May 14, 2015
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souch

A term used to define being kicked in the sack. A mix between sack and ouch.
Shamus! I can't believe you just souched me! -or- Shamus, you're such a souch.
by marauding minx May 4, 2005
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Souch: n. Pain inflicted on the sack (see sack) by means of any number of relatively hard objects, i.e. flick, whack, kick, angry girlfriend, drunken buddy, or by a thrown missile, i.e. t.v. remote

v. to inflict pain on another's sack by means listed above.

Can also be used as an adjective or adverb. Very versatile.
"This hurts real bad", thought Tim after leaving himself open to an unsuspecting souch by a lurking friend at the bar; OR "I'm so going to souch you", thought Matt, observing his buddy leaning back, hitting on a cutie, and yet exposing his genitalia to attack.
by Metzenwahler May 8, 2005
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When one gets hit, punched, kicked, flicked, or otherwise has any type of physical harm done to ones anatomy. (male only)
Todd was souched by Marvin.
by Jeff May 5, 2005
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Souchbag

A highschooler who plays the game paintball on the computer against his friends in electronics class instead of doing his class work.
Paintball time guys>????/" "OMG hellz yes souchbag!"
by kyledddddddddddddddd January 16, 2010
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