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sorcerers sack

also known as the philosopher's sack
n. a magical pouch, made of a dried scrotum of a powerful magician/sorcerer. sorcerers sacks are extremely rare, as nobody wants to sacrifice their ballsack. the sack has many valuable qualities/properties:
1. able to expand indefinitely without increase in size (unlimited sotrage)
2. while wearing the sorcerers sack the user's waste products are instantly transfered to the sack
3. the sorcerers sack must be worn around the neck
The sorcerers sack must be emptied once a month lest it get too heavy
"i put on my sorcerers sack and i easily made the 10 hour drive from new york"

"i forgot to empty my sorcerers sack and now my neck is sore"
by porkch0p October 23, 2005
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Sorcerer's slip

Unexpected, and sometimes unintended, but always consensual sexual entry of another person's orifice.
"I can't believe you went home with Eddie yesterday."

"I know, I gave him the sorcerer's slip."

"I thought Victoria wasn't that into you." "Me too, but then I gave her the sorcerer's slip."
by Ansube0113 January 12, 2022
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Sorcerer's Stain

A facial or body shot where the ejaculate resembles the lighting-bolt-ish scar on Harry Potter's forehead.
"So on the eve of yester-nie, I started a small fire in Hermione's goblet...long story short, I sorcerer's stained that witch."
by Wildabeaf September 10, 2008
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Cold Sorcerer

1. Someone highly contagious with cold sores/herpes simplex virus #1.

2. Someone who does not take any precautions from spreading their cold sore virus, they will openly kiss and share any kind of mouth contact knowing that they are spreading their disease.
"Alissa kissed me and then complained about how she is getting a cold sore, what a cold sorcerer!"

"Matt is such a cold sorcerer, I caught him using my toothbrush with a big huge cold sore on his lip."
by edwardbundyhands January 21, 2013
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Sorcerer's Stain

A facial or body shot where the ejaculate resembles the lighting-bolt-ish scar on Harry Potter's forehead.
"So on the eve of yester-nie, I started a small fire in Hermione's goblet...long story short, I sorcerer's stained that witch."
by Wildabeaf September 9, 2008
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sorcerer's apprentice

mopping you loved ones but crack with your hair.
my live partner give me a sorcerer's apprentice with pepto bismol.
by Big daddy Irish October 8, 2011
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Boner Sorcerous

A very attractive woman with the name of a witch
"Yo did you see Tabitha's outfit last night"
"Yeah, she's a total boner sorcerous"
by fucksliknik April 14, 2017
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