Sophmoritis

Early case of senioritis. Occurs during your sophmore year, near exams. Some symptoms include laziness, fatigue, being apathetic (about appearance, grades, and classes), partying often, saying "fuck it" often, and skipping.

"Fuck it. I don't give a shit anymore. I'm skipping tomorrow too."
"Dang... do you have senioritis??"
"No. I'm a sophmore. I have sophmoritis."

by A. S. J. May 4, 2009

Sophomore Sluts

The sophomore sluts are high school girls who somehow over the summer transform from awkward freshman girls into curvy, giggling, glittered up, party skanks. It is unknown how this transformation occurs, but top scientists theorize that it is some sort of witchcraft that causes the metamorphosis into a sophomore slut. They can be identified by their shorts that leave half of their ass hanging out, cheap multi-colored hair extension, and trashy tramp stamps. They are a senior girls worst enemy as they make it their personal mission to claim the senior guys for themselves, and seem to hold some magical allure for such guys.

Senior Girl: God, this skank just stole my boyfriend! We've been together since freshman year, how can he just leave me for some sophomore?

Wise Friend: She must be one of the Sophomore Sluts. Trust me, there was nothing you could do. He just can't help it.

by Funnylover May 8, 2014

sophomore hoes

curly haired whores who think abercrombie is "hawt" and can not hold a conversation about anything expect for the latest hills episodes. Their only facebook pictures are them in bikinis and of eachother holding red cups. They can be considered lesbians but because of the massive dick they suck it is unable to be determined. They constantly lurk on older boys to try and improve their status. They pretend to get drunk on the weekends than throw themselves at any person with a penis. Especically people with girlfriends. All you need to do is drop your pants, they'll know what to do. Even for stupid hoes they catch on quickly.

Boy: Have you ever seen my room before?
Sophomore Hoes: ha ha no
Boy: Why don't you come up and see my pet snake, his name is Little Will.

Older more sophisticated girl: stupid hoes...

by freakthemighty December 9, 2009

sophomore 69

A term used to describe someone who wants to be taught sexual acts by as many people as possible. Often this refers to a virgin, or newly non-virgin, but it is also used by sexually experienced people who want to learn new tricks

Alyssa: I want to learn new sexual tricks.
Joe: oh?
Alyssa: Yes, I want to learn as many new sexual tricks I can from every guy I meet. I'm a regular sophomore 69.

by George M. Jenkins May 23, 2008

sophomanic

The curse of being stuck at the first peak of the "Dunning kruger Effect" diagram. It's the irony brought to us by the overly confident and eternally stupid.

A unintelligent person: "I'm not sophomanic, I'm just incredibly intelligent."

by Innisvysom June 1, 2023

sophomore

From the Greek words Sophos; meaning wise, and Moros; meaning fool, or foolish. Literally, a 'wise fool'.
1. A word used to denote the stage when a person has gained sufficient knowledge and/or skill to be of some use to his/her society or community, but is still sufficiently untutored or unskilled to perform wisely or correctly in most situations.
2. The second level of instruction in both secondary and collegiate education.

1. His explanation was sophomoric (sic) and uninspired.

2. She is in her sophomore year in college.

by Uncle Owl October 20, 2004

sophomore slump

1) when a musician releases their second album, which is not as popular as their first.

2) During a college student's sophomore year, their GPA drops after having a high GPA from their freshman year

1) 50 Cent's albums: Get Rich Or Die Trying; Candyshop

2)I had a 3.23 GPA during my freshman year, but now that the sophomore slump has hit me I now have a 2.88

by Clemson Token February 14, 2007