The sophomore sluts are high school girls who somehow over the summer transform from awkward freshman girls into curvy, giggling, glittered up, party skanks. It is unknown how this transformation occurs, but top scientists theorize that it is some sort of witchcraft that causes the metamorphosis into a sophomore slut. They can be identified by their shorts that leave half of their ass hanging out, cheap multi-colored hair extension, and trashy tramp stamps. They are a senior girls worst enemy as they make it their personal mission to claim the senior guys for themselves, and seem to hold some magical allure for such guys.
Senior Girl: God, this skank just stole my boyfriend! We've been together since freshman year, how can he just leave me for some sophomore?
Wise Friend: She must be one of the Sophomore Sluts. Trust me, there was nothing you could do. He just can't help it.
Wise Friend: She must be one of the Sophomore Sluts. Trust me, there was nothing you could do. He just can't help it.
by Funnylover May 8, 2014
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Boy: Have you ever seen my room before?
Sophomore Hoes: ha ha no
Boy: Why don't you come up and see my pet snake, his name is Little Will.
Older more sophisticated girl: stupid hoes...
Sophomore Hoes: ha ha no
Boy: Why don't you come up and see my pet snake, his name is Little Will.
Older more sophisticated girl: stupid hoes...
by freakthemighty December 9, 2009
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A term used to describe someone who wants to be taught sexual acts by as many people as possible. Often this refers to a virgin, or newly non-virgin, but it is also used by sexually experienced people who want to learn new tricks
Alyssa: I want to learn new sexual tricks.
Joe: oh?
Alyssa: Yes, I want to learn as many new sexual tricks I can from every guy I meet. I'm a regular sophomore 69.
Joe: oh?
Alyssa: Yes, I want to learn as many new sexual tricks I can from every guy I meet. I'm a regular sophomore 69.
by George M. Jenkins May 23, 2008
Get the sophomore 69 mug.your 2nd year of high school, in which you finally begin to fit in with your crowd of people and find your friends who you will be with for the majority of high school. You will probably drink your first beer, and smoke your first joint. You'll attend your first huge party and realize that everyone likes to drink. Classes aren't that hard yet, and you won't give college much of a thought yet. It is in this year you stop being a pussy and start to get used to your surroundings in the hellhole we call high school.
Senior 1: did you go to that sophomore party?
Senior 2: yeah it was filled with a bunch of kids acting drunk off of 1 beer
Senior 1: I remember sophmore year ! haha good times.
Senior 2: yeah it was filled with a bunch of kids acting drunk off of 1 beer
Senior 1: I remember sophmore year ! haha good times.
by whyamiwritingthislol May 31, 2014
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1. A word used to denote the stage when a person has gained sufficient knowledge and/or skill to be of some use to his/her society or community, but is still sufficiently untutored or unskilled to perform wisely or correctly in most situations.
2. The second level of instruction in both secondary and collegiate education.
1. A word used to denote the stage when a person has gained sufficient knowledge and/or skill to be of some use to his/her society or community, but is still sufficiently untutored or unskilled to perform wisely or correctly in most situations.
2. The second level of instruction in both secondary and collegiate education.
by Uncle Owl October 20, 2004
Get the sophomore mug.1) when a musician releases their second album, which is not as popular as their first.
2) During a college student's sophomore year, their GPA drops after having a high GPA from their freshman year
2) During a college student's sophomore year, their GPA drops after having a high GPA from their freshman year
1) 50 Cent's albums: Get Rich Or Die Trying; Candyshop
2)I had a 3.23 GPA during my freshman year, but now that the sophomore slump has hit me I now have a 2.88
2)I had a 3.23 GPA during my freshman year, but now that the sophomore slump has hit me I now have a 2.88
by Clemson Token February 14, 2007
Get the sophomore slump mug.A second year student in highschool who thinks they are the coolest person in the world because they are no longer freshman.many still havent become the mature people they think they are. The sophomores are the ones who constantly pick on and make fun of freshman even though they were freshman just 3 months ago, while the juniors and seniors dont pay attenion to the freshman and think most sophomores are idiots
by awsome! November 21, 2006
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