somf

sit on my face

i told the bitch to somf.

by kieran May 26, 2003

somftyc

Sit on my face till you cum

You should somftyc

by JakeL6969 April 14, 2019

sombsictyw

Stars on my body so I can take you wherever

Her - iwyfewwnt (I want you forever even when we're not together)

Her girlfriend - sombsictyw

by Xeniah April 24, 2021

SOMF

abbreviated form of the phrase "Sit On My Face"

SOMF can be used to denote domination over another person

Facial sittings became popular in developing countries as a form of sexual intercourse which didnt require condoms. This was believed to be a way to prevent the spread of STD's and prevent unwanted pregnancies.

The abbreviation became popular with college students through the social networking site Facebook.

SOMF BITCH!!!

by purple dream March 31, 2009

SOMFA

Meaning "sitting on my fucking ass". This is something that Comcast technicians in particular do while either waiting to go to another job, or waiting out the rest of the day before going home. Only the most baller of techs may use this expression.

John just got done with his 10-1 install, and now he said he is SOMFA at the bricks.

by Anonymous1625 December 3, 2009

Sombs

Literally, Suck on my Ball Sack

Trevor: Yo dude go get me a beer!
Mike: Um.. sombs, you lazy asshole

by Dakicka June 27, 2009

Somsak

Dipping your nutsac in ink then proceeding to use the nutsac as a stylus and resting them on a piece of paper creating an excellent haiku.

"I was swamped with that english essay"...."Really? I just Somsaked that shit."

by None ur December 3, 2007