Sombs 

Literally, Suck on my Ball Sack

Trevor: Yo dude go get me a beer!
Mike: Um.. sombs, you lazy asshole

Sombs by Dakicka June 27, 2009

sombs 

An abbreviation of the phrase "some bullshit". It is read as "soms"

A: We going out soon?
B: Yeah, in a bit. Just have to do sombs first.

sombs by senile bacteriophage September 5, 2022

sombysow 

Generally refers to subjects of the male persuasion:

A "hoser."

Someone who you dislike enough that you mustn't say their name out loud. And ironically, a way to call a friend that makes you laugh and is odd enough to warrant the title.

A deceptive, stealthy, yet lazy person.

A sleeping large pig.

That sombysow has slept with every girl around here, not to mention he owes me 20 bucks!

sombysow by thingoneandthingtwo October 27, 2011

somesuch

I've always understood it to be an abbreviated way of saying 'something like that' in my part of the southwest.

The Brits certainly thought we went native, or somesuch, in our attitudes here in the colonies.

Been playing Civ 3 a lot , don't ask.

somesuch by Tim?!? May 23, 2005

Mumbai Sombrero 

Picking up a woman, thinking she is of Mexican descent only to find out after sex that she is from India.

I picked up this chick at closing time and later, while I was asleep, she defragged my PC.
It was a total Mumbai Sombrero.

Mumbai Sombrero by Branden Montenegro January 27, 2013

Blue sombrero

When a bald man inserts the top of his head into the vagina of the woman from Blue Waffles.

Dude1: Yo baldy, what'd you do last night?
Dude2: Got a blue sombrero from that chick from Blue Waffles.

Blue sombrero by asdfasdfasdf61345123005602303 June 25, 2017

Riding the Sombrero 

When you drink too much.

Nicole drank so much tequila. She was riding the sombrero.

Riding the Sombrero by TheOriginalDMFD May 18, 2015