old softy

A person with a tough or stern exterior but a secret heart of gold, such as a lenient authority figure.

You're an old softy, letting those kids off the hook like that.

by other findings include December 8, 2013

sportin a softy

When a guy's got a limp penis while naked in public. The power to NOT get a boner is essential whether at a clothing optional beach, taking a gang shower, going skinny dipping with your friends, wearing a speedo, at a nudie party, just hangin it or you are a professional nudie.

Justin: "Wow, good times last night."
Jason: "Didn't think it was going to turn into a nudie party."
Chad: "Yeah, nothin like sportin a softy and just hangin it."

by Nudie Dude August 25, 2006

long softy

A semi-erect penis that gives the false impression that its' owner is well hung.

Man, that chick just walked in on me in the shower! Luckily I had a long softy going on.

by Trav September 27, 2004

Mr. Softy

A soft, flaacid penis.

She had to tug a little extra on Mr. Softy to get him to stand at attention.

by Dick Onchin December 16, 2020

old softy

A man who has been worn down physicaly and mentaly by a old carp snatch of a wife. This man also has lost the will to obtain an erection.

That man is beyond "P" whipped! He is an old softy....

by timbone666 January 30, 2012

Work the Softy

When you are with a romantic partner and are so drunk you can't get an erection causing you to resort to attempting intercourse with your incomplete chubby.

My girlfriend and I drank a case of beer and tried to have sex. My unit wouldn't get hard so I had to "Work the Softy".

by Uncle Knobber July 5, 2019

Cold-Softy

When you snap a chicks neck during intercourse

i was banging her, had a nam flashback, snapped her neck, then she went all cold-softy on me"

by linesteppersteve June 15, 2011