sofus

a gay person who takes snus

i heard that guy sukes dick for drugs. he`s a total sofus

by kronos the god king December 17, 2019

Softserve

Hooking up with a female for an excess of 25 minutes and failing to acheive a full erection.

Bro #1: Dude did you hook up with Polly last night?
Bro #2: Nah man...i pulled a Softserve and left awkwardly.

by SangiPlaysTennis June 12, 2016

dirty softshell

the act of ooping in a woman's vagina, pouring salsa and lathering guacamole on it, and then having sexual intercourse with the woman.

Man I gave Maddie Streff the worst dirty softshell EVER last night!

by biggy rection March 22, 2009

Sofa Sexual, Sofasexual

A person (Be they Straight, Gay, Lesbian, or Other) who will sleep with either sex just so they can have a sofa to sleep on (i.e. A roof over their head).

Reason for the definition and term Sofa sexual, Sofasexual is. I observed a guy once who swore up and down he was gay, But a week later I saw him hanging all over a girl (acting all boyfriend girlfriend like with her), just so he could have a sofa to sleep on.

by Roadiesteve February 5, 2010

SOHS

She out here stretchin'.

Yo brooo. Yo lil' sis.. Man SOHS. Sorry I'm smashin.

by Cook13Man October 3, 2018

sofus

A total loser noob. Nationality: Swedish.
Usually very tall, with weird hair.

"I think that guy is strange man!" "Yeah he is totally a Sofus."

by KingOfTheWorldAndYourMom February 28, 2013

SOHSHULIZE

Its one of the ways some of the idiots who dont like to spell say "Socialize" on the internet. not many people use it, but this is a just-in-case definition...

Random noob:LETZ SOHSHULIZE PL0X!

by Anon Ymous2 September 10, 2009