you are sofa king we todd did

translates to "you are so fucking retarded" when you say it out loud. good for online games where it gets bleeped out

bob: hey, man, you are sofa king we todd did

julius: no faucking way!

by Bob-b July 25, 2006

Soaking

Cock warming but for Mormon mfs

Mormon: Wanna do some soaking?
Regular Sigma Chad: it's cock warming stupid mormon

by Ston3rBon3r September 28, 2021

I am sofa king we todd ed

I am so fucking retarded.

i am sofa king we todd ed for pussy.

by sofa king pimp March 30, 2010

butt soaking

Resting the wiener inside the butt without thrusting as to remain an anal virgin

Molly was a whore but wanted to save something until marriage, so she would only do butt soaking

by Jwaching July 21, 2016

soaking wet

The possible maximum weight that you predict to someone or something roughly

That kid weighs maybe 95 pounds soaking wet = I think that kid's weight is not over than 95 pounds

by a long hair guy July 25, 2014

soaking

The art of having sex, without thrusting. When a couple "sticks it in" and then leaves it there to "soak." This has become a common phenomenon with certain groups of Christians(predominately Mormons) who try to circumvent the law of chastity, which in fact does not work.

boy: hey you wanna go soak in my parents hot tub tonight, they're out of town?

girl: let's just soak on their California King instead.

boy: oh i didn't know you were into the real soaking, deal.

by Jerr Bear March 22, 2010

Soaking

to place ur penis in a girls vagina, and not move in and out.

The girl was not to have sex, but was alowed to do SOAKING, because it was not the same as sex.

by ...a...s April 4, 2006