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Minnesota soda shaker

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When one partner, preferably male, opens a can of soda of their choice and pours it into the other partners anus and traps it. Then the partner jumps up and down and when fizzy enough, opens the plugged anus releasing the soda into the other ones mouth
When I gave that girl the Minnesota soda shaker, the soda tasted even better!
by Imakefunnystuff January 22, 2021
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Soda Seal Bracelets

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A bracelet made by obtaining the round blue seal from the top of soda caps, Cutting out the middle, and then stretching them out into a bracelet.
These are said to be 'Make-out' bracelets, and when someone brakes one of of you, you make out with them.
Person A: You broke my Soda Seal Bracelet!
Person B: Oops! Lets go make out!
Person A: Okay!

Multi-tards!
by Wisp_13 September 19, 2004
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soda simp

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The opposite of a hydro homie. Someone who drinks too much soda and not enough water.
Don't be a soda simp or else you'll get kidney stones
by ShwneZhao October 30, 2020
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Soda Star

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The legends themselves. But for real, I can't tell you
"What's a Soda Star?"
"I can't tell you"
"Why can't you tell me?
"I just can't...... Soda Star"
by The Gwartiator September 5, 2021
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Soda Suicide

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The hilarious act of shaking a two-liter bottle of soda, slamming it on the ground, and having the bottle rocket itself towards you by the force of the caffeine.
Dude, you should have been there, Brandon just committed soda suicide today with the two-liter of Faygo I bought him! We seriously should have brought a video camera, that was a perfect YouTube moment!
by DopeArmy101 May 6, 2009
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Soda sober

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Freeing oneself from the sugary and carbonated holds of drinking soda; commonly occurs when one makes an attempt to be healthier or lose weight.

See soder/sodaber
Me: I've been soda sober for 5 months!

Dillon: Wow! You haven't had a soda in that long? I'm proud of you!
by Lelalelalela August 9, 2012
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Soda Seal Bracelets

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also known as fuck-me bracelets

When the top of a soda bottle cap's blue seal is taken out. Then the middle is removed, and the bracelet is stretched to fit around one's wrist.

If you're wearing one and someone rips it off, it means you have to do the dirty with them.
I don't wear soda seal bracelets, they'd make me look like a skank.
by imaprettycoolbrunette January 30, 2005
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